[CMM story reading time]
It’s chongmmyung. Hey! Don’t you think it’s time to change the intro? Right, most of the people would know that it’s you already. The grandma upstairs doesn’t know me. Well bro, that’s weird if she knows that. What kind of grandma would look for such videos? Hm? My grandma watches our videos. Wow she’s so trendy. Hehe Just kidding. How could you…! Mori! Mori, Prodigy is way older than you. It’s not right to tease Prodigy like that. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that. Oh, Moon-head guy. Thanks for your unusual support Thank you. If you really do, why don’t you take off your wig? It’s been quite long. You must be crazy. [This story is an adaption of the story sent by Mr Kang Byung-ki]
This is a true story that happened in my military camp. It all occurred during my precious weekend. After my night shift, I came back to the staff sergeants barracks and washed up my face It was around 4 am in the morning But I could hear some noises from the lounge inside the barracks. My junior and the former night shifter, who was always scared of me, was in the lounge staring vacantly at TV with the lights on. Usually, I’d tell him to go sleep, but it was weekend, so I didn’t say anything and lied on the bed. I fell asleep after a few minutes. But a few moments later, I could hear some noises again. With the faint distant TV sounds, he was cracking up. Again, I’d usually say, ‘be considerate to others here’ but I was so exhausted that I decided to ignore it because noises can happen in the group life too. So I fell asleep again. And again, after some time, I could hear his laughter. But it became so loud that it started to annoy me. And I had to toss and turn in my sleep due to the noise. But all of the sudden, he was like I got very frustrated at that, and I strode towards the lounge and opened the door aggressively. But inside the lounge… no one was there and the lights were off and the TV was turned off too. I got confused and went to his bed. But he was sleeping like a baby on the bed. I shook him up hard to wake him up And asked “Weren’t you in the lounge a moment ago?” And while rubbing his eyes, he said, “No, after I finished my night shift, I went straight to my bed.” “Did something happen?” He looked at me with confusion. His just-woke-up hair was already telling me that he had a deep sleep. So I said “I’m sorry to wake you up” and stopped asking any further. I came back to my bed and checked the time to see how many hours I could sleep for. And I realized only 5 minutes had passed since I lied down in bed. I thought quite a long time had passed as I repeatedly woke up from the noises. What was the weird laughing sound that I heard that night? Was it sleep paralysis? Or…was it a ghost who wanted to tease me? Or maybe it was just a nightmare. I think the drawings have changed a little, am I the only one who has noticed it? Oh, you’re right. Did you hire a new one? I was about to introduce him to you guys Say Hi to him. Hi, I’m the animator of chongmmyung, Ten Square. Holycharlie. I thought it was a table. Oh my goodness, how could you use his head as your coffee table? You’re such a mean person! Oh, this is mine. I’m quite short. Oh was it? I don’t know why I was called ‘mean’ Ok, the next story is here. [The story is an adaptation of the story sent by Helm]
It happened when I was in high school. I went to a girls’ high school but there was a boys’ middle school next to ours. So the bus on the way to school was always crowded with students. As usual, there were no seats for me, So I was grabbing the handle with one hand and holding my phone with another hand. And there was a guy in front of me. But since he was a middle school student, he was about my height. But whenever the bus passed the bus stations, his face started to harden. And the problem was he kept glancing at me with that unpleasant look. And when the bus went over the speed bumps or made abrupt stops, he would moan too. I was confident that he was a pervert and I thought that I should scold him. But before I could do anything, my phone started to vibrate because somebody called me. And I saw my phone got stuck up in his ass. I realized that while I was on the bus, my phone was attached to his ass the whole time. And I didn’t know that because it was too crowded. I didn’t intend to let my phone explore his cave but I struck the final blow while I was lifting my arm. I started to understand the whole situation I felt so sorry that I even burped. What was with the ending? By the way, where is the Prodigy Na Auntie? Shut up, I’m here. Why are you there? Just because I feel like so my heart guides me. I’m so hungry. Why are you there, mom? Maybe you should go there too, Mori. Me too? Dle is there too. Don’t provoke me. Then maybe I should Oh my god I’m here! As of today, the chongmmyung emojis are released! Oh My Gangnamstyle! Stop bullshitting. Make a purchase NOW! You can do it! Yes, you can!