군부대 맞후임 미스테리 & 만원 등교 버스 [총몇명의 사연낭독]

군부대 맞후임 미스테리 & 만원 등교 버스 [총몇명의 사연낭독]


[CMM story reading time]
It’s chongmmyung. Hey! Don’t you think it’s time to change the intro? Right, most of the people would know that it’s you already. The grandma upstairs doesn’t know me. Well bro, that’s weird if she knows that. What kind of grandma would look for such videos? Hm? My grandma watches our videos. Wow she’s so trendy. Hehe Just kidding. How could you…! Mori! Mori, Prodigy is way older than you. It’s not right to tease Prodigy like that. I’m sorry. I didn’t mean that. Oh, Moon-head guy. Thanks for your unusual support Thank you. If you really do, why don’t you take off your wig? It’s been quite long. You must be crazy. [This story is an adaption of the story sent by Mr Kang Byung-ki]
This is a true story that happened in my military camp. It all occurred during my precious weekend. After my night shift, I came back to the staff sergeants barracks and washed up my face It was around 4 am in the morning But I could hear some noises from the lounge inside the barracks. My junior and the former night shifter, who was always scared of me, was in the lounge staring vacantly at TV with the lights on. Usually, I’d tell him to go sleep, but it was weekend, so I didn’t say anything and lied on the bed. I fell asleep after a few minutes. But a few moments later, I could hear some noises again. With the faint distant TV sounds, he was cracking up. Again, I’d usually say, ‘be considerate to others here’ but I was so exhausted that I decided to ignore it because noises can happen in the group life too. So I fell asleep again. And again, after some time, I could hear his laughter. But it became so loud that it started to annoy me. And I had to toss and turn in my sleep due to the noise. But all of the sudden, he was like I got very frustrated at that, and I strode towards the lounge and opened the door aggressively. But inside the lounge… no one was there and the lights were off and the TV was turned off too. I got confused and went to his bed. But he was sleeping like a baby on the bed. I shook him up hard to wake him up And asked “Weren’t you in the lounge a moment ago?” And while rubbing his eyes, he said, “No, after I finished my night shift, I went straight to my bed.” “Did something happen?” He looked at me with confusion. His just-woke-up hair was already telling me that he had a deep sleep. So I said “I’m sorry to wake you up” and stopped asking any further. I came back to my bed and checked the time to see how many hours I could sleep for. And I realized only 5 minutes had passed since I lied down in bed. I thought quite a long time had passed as I repeatedly woke up from the noises. What was the weird laughing sound that I heard that night? Was it sleep paralysis? Or…was it a ghost who wanted to tease me? Or maybe it was just a nightmare. I think the drawings have changed a little, am I the only one who has noticed it? Oh, you’re right. Did you hire a new one? I was about to introduce him to you guys Say Hi to him. Hi, I’m the animator of chongmmyung, Ten Square. Holycharlie. I thought it was a table. Oh my goodness, how could you use his head as your coffee table? You’re such a mean person! Oh, this is mine. I’m quite short. Oh was it? I don’t know why I was called ‘mean’ Ok, the next story is here. [The story is an adaptation of the story sent by Helm]
It happened when I was in high school. I went to a girls’ high school but there was a boys’ middle school next to ours. So the bus on the way to school was always crowded with students. As usual, there were no seats for me, So I was grabbing the handle with one hand and holding my phone with another hand. And there was a guy in front of me. But since he was a middle school student, he was about my height. But whenever the bus passed the bus stations, his face started to harden. And the problem was he kept glancing at me with that unpleasant look. And when the bus went over the speed bumps or made abrupt stops, he would moan too. I was confident that he was a pervert and I thought that I should scold him. But before I could do anything, my phone started to vibrate because somebody called me. And I saw my phone got stuck up in his ass. I realized that while I was on the bus, my phone was attached to his ass the whole time. And I didn’t know that because it was too crowded. I didn’t intend to let my phone explore his cave but I struck the final blow while I was lifting my arm. I started to understand the whole situation I felt so sorry that I even burped. What was with the ending? By the way, where is the Prodigy Na Auntie? Shut up, I’m here. Why are you there? Just because I feel like so my heart guides me. I’m so hungry. Why are you there, mom? Maybe you should go there too, Mori. Me too? Dle is there too. Don’t provoke me. Then maybe I should Oh my god I’m here! As of today, the chongmmyung emojis are released! Oh My Gangnamstyle! Stop bullshitting. Make a purchase NOW! You can do it! Yes, you can!

100 comments

  1. bit.ly/cmm_storycon
    드디어 총몇명 이모티콘이 출시되었습니다!
    위 링크에서 구경하실 수 있습니다! 감사합니다♡

  2. 저거 그냥 피곤해서 그런걸걸요ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ저도 저런 경험 많이 하는데 엄청 오래 뒤척인거같은데 일어나보면 5분지나있고

  3. 2:27 십제곱
    이름 궁금해서 스톱재생을 몇번씩 반복했네요ㅋㅋ
    소개가 너무 순식간이라😆😆😆
    머리에 새집 디테일까지 오늘도 역시나 굳입니다👍

  4. 총몇명씨 이모티콘를 너무 잘만들어서 친언니가 짜증내요 너무 자주 쓴다고 …
    아니 이모티콘 넘 잘만드심 ❤️

  5. 바로 샀어요! 너무좋아요 ㅎㅎㅎㅎ

    단점이 있다면 글씨가 너무 작아서 임티 쓸때 눈침침해지네용 ㅠ_ㅠ하하하하하핳

  6. 안녕하세요 저사연보냄니다제가친구랑놀려고친구집을들렸습니다친구와나와1층집을봤는데
    전바로뛰었습니다그런데어떤아줌마가뒤에서서목을꺾은채로저희를봤습니다
    저는신호등에도착해친구에게자초지정을했습니다
    친구는어떻게생겼는지물어봤습니다.긴머리에검정머리고회색옷을입고있었음니다
    그렇게마음을가라안치고놀으러같슴니다.전패딩주머니에손을넣고가는데근데가고있는데
    누가주머니에서손을잡았습니다.저는울며뛰었고금세놀이터에도착했습니다
    그여자에정체는무엇이였을까요?……………….

  7. 2:43 운전하시는분 눈이 세개얔ㅋㅋㅋ
    2:44맨 뒷좌석에 엘사랑 올라프랑 스벤 있곸ㅋㅋㅋ
    3:24 여기에는 겨울왕국2 노래 나온다 ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  8. 사연인데요

    엄마가 웃길라 봤더니 총몇명 영상이였어요. 그만 보라니까 쌉소리 하지 마라네요…. 그래서 다시 자려고 봤더니 이젠 총몇명 이모티콘을 사서 집에서 열광을 하는거 있죠, 그리고 갑자기 않보는거에요 그래서 왜 않보냐 했더니 부락토스 여자 부하 어쩌구 저쩌구 아무튼 그사람이 수진이 개롭혔다고,않봐요 제발 총몇명 보는건 좋은데 똥살때. 만큼은 보지마세요. 냄새나요..

  9. 사연보냅니다
    저희 가족은 엄마,아빠,저랑,동생2명이 사는 가족이예요. 저희 동생이랑 저랑총몇명님 유트브를 보고나서 총몇명에 푹!빠졌어요ㅋㅋㅋㅋ그래서 동영상이나 뭐만 하면 오마이 갓김치!등등 많이 하는데 처음에는 아빠가 그걸듣고서 "그게뭐야? 어디서 이상한걸 배워와가지고는…"이러셔서 제가"아빠 이거 요즘 유행어야" 동생이또 "마자마자 아빠는 뭘모르네"이렇게 말했는데 몇주뒤에아빠가 제 핸드폰이 바닥에 떨어졌는데 "오마이 갓김취!"이러시는 거예요ㅋㅋ그리고 아빠가 볶음밥을 해주셨는데 ㅋㅋㅋㅋ볶음밥이름이ㅋㅋㅋㅋ오마이깍두기 볶음밥 이래요ㅋㅋㅋㅋ 그리고 저희아빠도 총몇명님 영상에도 푸욱! 빠졌습니다ㅋㅋㅋㅋ저희 동생이랑 저처럼요 이젠 엄마까지 빠지거 같아요ㅋㅋㅋㅋ

    긴글 읽어주셔서 감사합니다😊

  10. 1:57 새 부화한거 ㅁㅊㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  11. 총몇명님 ㅠㅠㅠ그림체도 너무 재밌고 캐릭터의 성격들도 너무 재밌는데 항상 무서운 이야기들의 소재로 나와서 너무 아쉬워요ㅠㅠㅠ재밌는것도 많이 그려주세용…😢😭😭😭

  12. 마지막에 할 수 있다 할 수 있어 개웃기넼ㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋㅋ이모티콘 사러가자

  13. 사연
    5학년때 엄마를 기디리는데 어떤 중년보다는 나이드신 아저씨가 제 옆에 서계시는거예요 . 그냥 누구 기다리디보다 하고 있는데 저한테 말을거시는거예요 . "누구 기다리니". "부모님이요" 이러고 있는데"언제오시는데 . 아저씨 차가 저기있는데 깉이 가자 " 전 당황해서 말이않나오고 설마 유괴범 이렇게 뻔한곳에 있을까? 일까 생각하며 있을때 계속 차이야길하며 있는데 정말 찌증나고 뭐리하고싶었습니다.
    다행이 그때 부모님차가 와서 빨리 갔습니다

  14. 0:31 이건 왜 얘기 안하는거야 욱곀ㅋㅋㅋㅋ월월 화 물 목젖 황금 오바이트 숫자 일 ㅋㅌㅋㅋㅋㅋ

  15. 재가격은실황입니다 제가 3학년때 엄마 께서는 폰을 사주시고 저는유튜브를 찍었어요 저는 신에 가서영상을 찍고 있는데 산등 산길에 어떤여자가 서있었조 저는 호기심에 그여자를 찍었어요 그러자 그여자가 산길로 뛰어가길래 저는 영상을찍으며요 갑자기 그여자가 멈추고 저를 보고저에게 소리를지길래 저는당황해
    도망갓고 산위에서 절죽일듰이 처다보는거있죠 전무서워서 경찰에 신고를…하지몼했어요 왜냐하면 제가 사내 도착했을 때 시각이라 내려왔을때 똑같기 때문에 저는 너무 놀라서 쓰러져 버렸죠 제가 일어났을때는 이미 그 여자가 사라진 후….. 그 여자는 누구였을까요 그걸 아직도 모릅니다 제 사연 좀 꼭 읽어 주세요 데헷

  16. 안녕하세요저는8살여학생입니다
    이건저가학원이빨리끝나서혼자집에가서
    언니와카톡을하고있어습니다근대갑자기
    벨이눌러지는거애요저는그래서언니에게
    카톡에들어가서언니에게어떤아저씨가벨을
    눌렀다고말해서요근대언니가나도착했다고했다그레서언니에게그아저씨가저번에언니
    를쫓아간아저씨였다

  17. 안녕하세요 총몇명님 이건 제가 지난주 목요일 실화로 겪은 일 입니다.제가 학교를 가는데 2층계단 쯤에서 저와 친한친구가 후문으로 들어오는 걸 2층계단 유리창으로 보았습니다 그런데 교실에 들어가자마자 제가 2층 계단 유리로 보았던 친구가 교실안에 떡 하니 들어와있는겁니다 저는 놀라서 그친구에게 `야 너 방금전에 후문들어 가지 않았어?'라고 물었더니 그친구가 '뭔 소리야 나 너보다 일찍와서 애들이랑 수다떨었는데'라고 말하는 겁니다.이해 할수 없는 점은 그 친구와 똑같은 옷,얼굴,가방을 가지고있었던 사람을 보았던겁니다 그 사람은 정체가 뭘까요?

  18. 이모티콘을 카카오계정으로 사려는데 14세 미만은 않된되요 그래서 못사고있어요 총몇명님 도와주세요

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