Army-Navy Spot

Army-Navy Spot


SATURDAY, DECEMBER 12TH,
THE UNITED STATES MILITARY ACADEMY PLAYS THE UNITED
STATES NAVAL ACADEMY AT LINCOLN FINANCIAL
FIELD IN PHILADELPHIA. THIS WILL BE THE 116TH
MEETING BETWEEN THE TWO TEAMS WITH THE FIRST GAME
BEING PLAYED IN 1890. THE MIDSHIPMAN LEAD THE
SERIES WITH FIFTY-NINE WINS, FOURTY-NINE
LOSSES AND SEVEN TIES, WINNING EVERY
GAME SINCE 2002. “MY NAME IS LIEUTENANT
COMMANDER O’CONNELL AND I AM HERE TO TALK ABOUT A
DEVASTATING DISEASE FIRST DISCOVERED IN 1890
KNOWN AS ARMY FOOTBALL. SIDE EFFECTS INCLUDE
LOSS IN GAINS. ‘WHAT THE?’ SPEECH IMPEDIMENT. HOOAHH HOOAHH HOOAHH. HOOAHH? AH YOU MUST HAVE
GONE TO WEST POINT. AND LOSING TO NAVY
FOURTEEN TIMES IN A ROW.” GO NAVY BEAT ARMY!

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