Career Kumar | Counselling for Colleges | IIT JEE Result Analysed by Expert | Dhamaal Parody

Career Kumar | Counselling for Colleges | IIT JEE Result Analysed by Expert | Dhamaal Parody


Hello! Arey Hello! Arey Koi hai kya?? Hello! Namaskaar… Mai hun Career Kumar.. All India Counselling me apka swagat hai… Apke pitaji dwara..Apke School me 7.5 Lac rupees Aur aapki coaching me 2.5 lac rupaiye lagane ka zikr naa nikalte hue.. Me apke iss gande samay me apki madad k liye 24 ghanta hazir hun Arey counselling k liye yeh konse kendriya vidyalaya ko rakha hai yaar.. Aap rukiye mai ise speaker par daal leta hun Maan lijiye aapke ghar se lekar apke school ki doori 4 km rahi hogi Ab bachpan se lekar barvi tak apne vidyalaya bus parivahan k bus conductor ko Mahina 600 rupees diye honge..aur jab jab gas cylinder ka bhav badha hoga… Tab Tab usne 50 rupees aur chepa diye honge Iss hisab se..mere calculation k anusar abhi tak aap 94 thousand rupees ka prashad unhe de chuke hain Aur jab aap coaching class jaate the..uska kharcha alag Are Eminem k lyrics aur bhaijaan k box office collection Yahan sookhe me bhi sab doob gaya hai.. Aur coaching k break me jakar.. Raju ji k yahan se maggie khayi thi uske paise alag hain Abey Chup! Yahan saala result aya nhi ki..pehle hi family Whatsapp ka group congrats ‘Puttu” ho gaya Abey! 4 wheeler traveller bag hun kya? Ki jahan chalaoge chala jaunga? Arey Waah! Yeh Fastrack ki ghadi..Samsung ka tablet aur Dell ka laptop.. Jo aapne padhai k liye zaroori samajhkar order kiya tha Woh toh hum bhool hi gaye.. Bhai madad karde.. Ab kya incognito ki history dikhake regret karwaega? Apna saiyaam banakr rakhen Kya aap yeh exam pehli baar de rhe hain? Arey pehli baar di hai bhai..drop thodi na liya hai Vo darasal baat kya hai.. Ki college select karne se pehle hume apne options pata hone chahiye Aur options pata hone se pehle hume apni aukad pata honi chahiye.. Toh filhaal jo aap number lekar aye hain Vo kul milakar 40% bhi nahi hai.. Jinmese..2 boundary, 1 Grace aur 1 50% hai Arey bhai lekin ab admission kaise lun? Arey dekhiye! Jaldi ka kaam toh toppers ka hota hai.. Hum average logon ko..dhairya se kaam lena chahiye Aap apne theek saamne dekhiye.. Apko kya dikh rha hai? Kaala Future! Nhi nhi… Kaale future se pehle..kya aapke saamne laptop khula hai? Han hai! Kya usme IIT ka form hai? Han hai! Bhar diya.. Nahi bharna tha… Kul milakar baat yeh hai.. Ki State Counselling me baithkar bhi aapka kuch nahi hoga.. Aur baaki colleges toh reserved hai! Chalo aacha hai! kuch toh reserved hai! Nhi Nhi..Mera matlab baakiyon k liye reserved hai.. Arey bhai hosla rakhiye..dheeraj rakhiye..aur kam se kam shanti toh rakhiye hi rakhiye Arey abhi kuch bhi rakhne ka time nahi hai Ab ek kaam kijiye..Apna bank balance check kariye.. Thank God! Yeh bhari nhi hai..Iska bhaar nahi uthana padega.. Khaali hai ??? Toh mtlb VIT, Manipal, Sharda University, Amity Noida, Lovely Professional University K management quota se bhi admission lene ka mauka gaya Ab hum kya karen? hahahaha! Kya aapke yahan par..Swachh Bharat Abhiyan dwara chalayi gayi.. Kachra Gaadi..Roz subah..Kachra uthane aati hai ? Han..

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