Chappelle’s Show – PopCopy – Uncensored

Chappelle’s Show – PopCopy – Uncensored


“POPCOPY” EMPLOYEE
TRAINING FILM WITH YOUR HOST,
RALPH HENDERSON. HELLO,
I’M RALPH HENDERSON. AND IF YOU’RE WATCHING
THIS VIDEO, THAT MEANS YOU’VE
JUST BEEN HIRED TO WORK HERE AT “POPULAR COPY”. ME AND MY FRIENDS ARE
GONNA SHOW YOU THE BASICS OF WHAT IT’S LIKE
TO WORK HERE. YOU GUYS READY ? YEAH ! YEAH ! GREAT. FIRST OF ALL,
NEVER SHOW UP ON TIME, AND IF A SUPERVISOR HAPPENS
TO ASK YOU WHERE YOU WERE, YOUR RESPONSE SHOULD
SOUND SOMETHING LIKE THIS. MANUEL,
WHY WERE YOU LATE ? MAN, I GOT HERE
WHEN I COULD ! SHIT, YOU’RE NOT
MY FUCKING MOMS ! ( chuckles ) PERFECT ! OCCASIONALLY,
YOU MAY GET SNAGGED BY ONE OF THESE
CUSTOMER PEOPLE. JUST REMEMBER, YOUR JOB
IS TO FRUSTRATE THEM AND MAKE THEM FEEL UNWANTED. IF YOU CAN,
WRAP UP A STORY THAT WILL MAKE THEM FEEL
UNCOMFORTABLE. FOR INSTANCE… YOU UNDERSTAND WHAT
I’M SAYING, RIGHT ? I MEAN, YOU KNOW
MY REPUTATION. I DON’T GIVE A FUCK, I’LL GO TORIKERS
FOR THREE OR FOUR YEARS JUST TO PROVE MY POINT,
I DON’T PLAY THAT SHIT. CAN I HELP YOU ? OR… HELL, YEAH, I SUCK TOES ! GOOD AFTERNOON,
WELCOME TO “POPCOPY”, CAN I HELP YOU ? OR… ( man )
WHAT’S WRONG ? MY BUTT IS ITCHIN’ LIKE CRAZY,
AND I TOOK A SHOWER. CAN I HELP YOU ? IF A CUSTOMER
HAS A COMPUTER DISK, THEN LOOK AT IT AND TELL THEM
IT’S THE WRONG FORMAT. IF THEY USEAPPLE,
TELL THEM WE’RE P.C. IF THEY USE P.C., TELL THEM
WE’REAPPLE.AND IF THEY GOT BOTH,
THEN TELL THEM WE USELINUX.AND IF THEY GOT THAT, TELL THEM
THE COMPUTERS ARE DOWN. THEY SHOULD BE, ANYHOW. YOU SEE, THE WHOLE SYSTEM
ACTUALLY WENT DOWN. IT’S GONNA BE SHUT DOWN
FOR A COUPLE HOURS. HOURS ? IT HAPPENS. THE WHOLE SYSTEM ? BUT THIS IS A BIG PLACE,
HOW CAN– LISTEN, SISTER,
I GOTTA GO TAKE A SHIT. I DON’T BELIEVE
HE SAID THAT ! SHOULD A CUSTOMER GET ALL UPPITY
AND ASK TO SPEAK TO A MANAGER, THEN TELL THEM,
“GUESS WHAT ? I AM THE MANAGER.” I WANNA SEE THE MANAGER. NO, SEE,
I AM THE MANAGER. YOU ARE THE MANAGER ? THAT’S RIGHT,
MY FRIEND. I’M THE ONLY MANAGER HERE. UNLESS YOU WANT TO TALK
TO THE “POPCOPY” PRESIDENT AND I DON’T KNOW HIM, YOU MIGHT
COULD HELP ME OUT WITH THAT. I MEAN, REALLY GET
IN THEIR FACE ABOUT IT. I WANNA SEE
YOUR MANAGER ! GUESS WHAT, NIGGA ? IAMYOUR MANAGER,
WHAT’S UP ? YOU’RE THE MANAGER ?! THAT’S RIGHT,
HOW MAY I HELP YOU ? YOU DONE, THAT’S IT. YOUR JOB IS DONE, NIGGA,
GET OUT ! I’LL SEE YOU LATER– WHAT ARE YOU
TALKING ABOUT ?! Y’KNOW, A LOT OF PEOPLE
ASK, “WHY ?” “WHY TREAT
THE CUSTOMER THIS WAY ?” WHY ? ‘CAUSE FUCK ‘EM,
THAT’S WHY. BATHROOM UPKEEP IS IMPORTANT
TO US HERE AT “POPCOPY”. BE SURE TO SPRAY CHOCOLATE SAUCE
ON THE WALL NEAR THE TOILET TO GIVE THE APPEARANCE
OF ERRANT FECES. THIS WILL ENSURE THAT ANY
CUSTOMER WHO USES OUR RESTROOM WILL NEVER, EVER RETURN
TO ONE OF OUR STORES. WE ASK THAT YOU SIGN A SHEET
TO VERIFY THIS GETS DONE ONCE AN HOUR,
24 TIMES A DAY. UH-OH, TONY,
YOU MISSED A SPOT. WHOA… NOW THAT LOOKS POOPY. I HOPE YOU FOUND
THIS TAPE INFORMATIVE. AND SHOULD YOU EVER
DOUBT YOURSELF AND CONSIDER TREATING
A CUSTOMER WITH RESPECT, JUST REMEMBER THIS: YOU GRADUATED FROM
GRADE SCHOOL, AND YOU DON’T HAVE TO
TAKE SHIT FROM ANYONE. WELCOME TO THE “POPCOPY” FAMILY,
AND CONGRATULATIONS. WHOOP HIS ASS,
WHOOP HIS ASS ! WHOOP HIS
ASS ! ♪ “POPCOPY” ♪♪

100 comments

  1. I got fired from a customer service job for being honest once. I asked the customer to “please hold,” and when he asked why, I said “I’m speaking with two other customers.”

  2. I worked for Kinkos during college, and we used to do this when a customer was being difficult.
    "That requires this special machine."
    "But that machine isn't running. "
    "Yeah, that machine is broken."

  3. Hahahahahha when u had a shit ass job before my diploma in a shop, this is how we treated costumers because we hated we had to work because they in all the time hahhahahaa

  4. You might not believe it but fuck it…the manager bit? I had that shit at PC Clinic in Portugal, it was something like that and they unfortunatly didnt have my computer there or ready for…FOUR months… they unfortunately threatened me with the security… little did they know the senior security there in the mall is one of my childhood best friends, it gets funnier when i see this cause reminds me exactly what happened there, every comedy segment has a bit of truth behind it, almost makes me think this was what happened….

  5. These work ethics are alive & well. This is brilliant…but video says uncensored, where’s the part where they’re smoking crack in the break room??

  6. This parody is actual true. Rarely you find professional people in any actual company. Most of them are just there because they didn't had anything better to do with their lives and are unhappy with that and lash out at every one they can. They try to confirm yes. But no, they just blunder and employers have to deal with them because those are kind of end jobs for those kinds of people.

  7. can you imagine a Chappelle show comeback filled with trans jokes, trump, inequality, etc…. the world needs to laugh again.

  8. "Guess wut nigga, I am yo manager! Wassup? Das right! How may I help you? You done! Das it! Yo job is done nigga! Get out! I'll see you later NIGGAAA! Bye!"

  9. “guess what nigga, I AM your manager! What’s up, what you want. That’s right, how may I help you? You done, that’s it, your job is done Nigga get out!

  10. Assholes who act like this towards customers usually do it because they have their coworkers as back up. Strength in numbers. Catch them alone and they have a better attitude.

  11. Puerto ricans were the first Latins to say the n word … Now all Mexicans and Latinos from the Caribbean area to Mexico say the n word

  12. "You graduated from grade school and you don't have to take shit from anyone."
    I have never heard the US so succinctly explained.

  13. Comedy Central shouldn’t be allowed to post these videos or make any off it! Because of the way YOU!, COMEDY CENTRAL how you treated Dave!!! 👎🏿👎🏿👎🏿

  14. Unfortunately, some employees actually do have these types of attitudes….eventually the company will close because management didn't nip that shit in the bud, lol. In fact, the taco bell near my neighborhood has had so many employee changes that it's a matter of time before that place closes…which will make McDonald's, Taco Johns and KFC happy, more $$$ business for them.

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