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welcome everyone to the sports gambling podcast. I’m Sean stick in the mud agreed with my partner
and pics. Right. Real money. KRAMER Well it’s happening
Kramer dog. Sup homie. Sup sup dog. We’re back in studio for the week 10 college football
picks edition of the podcast and joining us in studio. As always Kobe D a.k.a. the database.
What’s up guys. Hey Ben it’s good. It’s been a couple of weeks. I know. I feel very left
out not wearing a hat tonight. Yeah. Brian exposing his shaved head for all the world
to see. The problem is is I have an enormous head.
Most hats don’t fit my head. The funny thing with Ryan is he always pretends
that he’s embarrassed of his giant head. But then he immediately followed it up with. Yeah.
Because it fits. Giant Brain. Yeah. Sorry chicks. I got this giant. Oh my God this hack
can’t fit on my head. Just mostly because I have a giant head. Oh I’m self-conscious
about it. You know a giant head means giant brain they have flex fit heads too.
Yes but Ryan to Ryan’s credit he has also maxed out snap backs and flex fit hats.
You can never pull this off. So you’re saying one of these classics.
I wonder if there is a big and tall shop just for a heads.
That’s when Ryan would have to shop you know those double Excel or whatever that plays.
Yeah. Yeah. They they moved off the normal curve like big and tall. That was like two
to fetch me. They came up Ryan needs like you know in the same way they affect AI stores.
Ryan needs like a fat head store to accompany. It. Are you doing. If it is done being offensive
to folks with large head you gotta try to get it right.
You get a little rough but Roethlisberger go and that’s all I’m saying now.
More ways than one. Check out the big hat store. If you do have this handy car because
I do order my has from the big tall store for me. What size is that.
Is your head with this amount of hair right now it’s probably 8.
I don’t feel like I said that. It’s not like if I go to a new Arab store
in West Hollywood and I try to buy a hat they say I’m sorry sir we’re going to order that
for you. That feels like your problem. Yeah but I was. I mean I have a big ish head.
I mean not compared to Kramer but I. I’m like a seven and three quarter. So I. But really
it’s not it’s not the the circumference the depth. Some of these hats I get. It’s just
like they sit on my head like a yarmulke. It just doesn’t work. When I was younger.
Duct tape to keep the hat together cause the two the two flaps wouldn’t reach.
Yeah. Yeah. It’s like we’re trying to take one with the ladies. It’s like going Kevin
Smith gets on a Southwest flight and they have to get the seat belt extender instead
of instead of that they have to do that for Ryan’s hat. If I like a a back strap extender
on the back of the snap back speaking of snap backs available SGP SFX Sports gambling podcast
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a bet sharp Oh week 9 picks hit my log I. Hit my dog and hit my bonus block.
Well Kobe also hit his dog and we got an Emma bonus lock. Yes. I was just about to say that
a 3. 3 bonus lock a salute there. We we went cold
on our teases after an insane run. I mean how many do we hit. I think we hit eleven
11 12. Teases coming in and the past four weeks combined. And then to go Oh and three
on the tease is kind of disappointing. What he what he has is this is this feels
like a trend now but top 25 games. I’m 16 and eleven. It’s the only notable record to
display if we want to tout. I do believe last week when we covered Oklahoma
State or Oklahoma Kansas State I said sprinkle someone that ridiculous money like you did.
You didn’t say I feel like you said that with every pick but I’ll give you.
A soundbite so you can if you want to dig back and that. Yes I will.
That’s the model you sell each. You sell the two different sides to a game
to half at one point you have to be right when you have all and you take all the 10
and a half point togs and go feel it on their money luck guys. Breaking news concerning
the sports gambling podcast and college football. We the three of us will be landing on the
campus in beautiful Pullman Washington to hang out with the Washington State cougars
friend of the program Mike Leach and the kids kept throwing it out there saying hey come
up here for a game called his bluff. We’re gonna be up there for the game between. Seriously
don’t dangle that sweet sweet college football pussy in front of us and not expect us to
leap. So you guys we’re going for those guys we’ll
get penetration right. We’re gonna do the full college experience right. And what is
that. I went I won his MGS helped greatly double double the normal. Yes the Vegas intake
double that. Right. Because we’re gonna like you and me and you will take out the Jamison.
Yeah we’re gonna be talking a lot of philosophy with the young lady seeing what kind of classes
they’re taking. Professor Kramer will be in session. So you know you gain a lot of perspective
with all these years in the astronomy so is a good thing to talk about with freshmen.
You know I’m I’m big Lawrence’s I mean you know maybe we can get. Again this was my move
back in the day I don’t know if anyone else copied it but you get a blacklight right and
they get the black light posters ever knows about that. Well you don’t know is you get
those vodka bottles and any sort of clear liquor bottles you fill those up with water
put a highlighter. Oh man did super trippy and it shows you like to drink alcohol a.k.a.
being super cool. We were like 90 percent of the sexual encounters
I had before the age 18 had some form of black light involved.
That was my that was my closer was just Do you want to go see my black lights.
And she said yes. Then we were headed upstairs to my.
Know this one I held up with in high school. She literally had like a sleeping bag on the
floor of this giant closet and I’m thinking like if I walked into my daughter’s room and
I saw a sleeping bag or a closet you could lay down and we’d have words.
My buddy set up a tent in his garage that he would come over and people just take turns
hooking up in the tech scene in a garage. Genius. No. Sorry.
No I mean we don’t need to go down memory we’re a guy no. But hey no wall was too high
to climb over when it meant the the end of the rainbow would be that.
But the important sweet sweet and important thing to hit on. The important thing to hit
on is Washington state. We will be there November 16th and we’ll be there a couple of days before
probably the Sunday after. So if you’re in if you’re in Pullman if you’re
in Spokane and if you’re a cougar fan you’re gonna be in the area if you’re a Stanford
fan you’re traveling up to meet Coach battle Coach Leach basically said you guys you already
hate these private school pussy so yeah why not hate stammered like a true blue collar
public school man in the cold we’re gonna miss those trees baby and watch us beat down
some private school percent and Pullman is like for what.
I’ve never been but I think it’s a lot of farms out there right. So we have some hypothetical
odds on us by chance going cow tipping at some point.
Streamline high extremely extremely high. Will we meet a guy named Jimbo Oh Ryan. Someone
mentioned in the i tunes here. They really liked it’s going hard after he felt that was
one of the endearing qualities of the show. Speaking of which I did want to bring this
up. I don’t mean to stomp all over your Washington state news now because we do need to know
where should we get that sandwich when we get there.
Mm mm. Yeah. That that’s the sandwich recommendations we are taking those it’s a serious endeavor.
Five stars so so picks but these guys are hilarious. Thank you for the backhanded compliment.
Sea bass 4 4 9 3. Right up there. Someone at nite tunes or video
it was it was five stars of course as all our reviews are and they were they went off
I got not the funniest spot not the best pics and not the most informative but when you
combine the two it’s a pretty good podcast. I’m oh I’m offended at that the funniest what
sports podcast is funnier than. Well I think that I think he’s saying you
know all podcast that’s how I interpreted it because they’re really what are their podcast.
I appreciate the time it took to write the review. No. Right up there with the bar stool
pick him podcast. In terms of hilarity. Just be sure to fade Kobe’s pics. Oh.
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and a beer on the Portland State campus having Shock and Awe state Washington State. Whatever.
Same difference Pullman. I’m going to shack and a beer. I’m going to smoke weed out of
an apple and really get the full Parliament Cougar. He got into the Apple thing. Yeah
all right. Well it with a knife car. Yeah. With a nice Washington Apple weed legal. What’s
that. I mean we just bring lots of cash right. Chicks are still in the car. It’s just gonna
be us just ham or just eating a slice of pizza by ourselves. Sounds great. So hold us. Fuck.
Sounds perfect. Arkansas State oh shit squaring off against
Louisiana Monroe in Monroe Louisiana. Twelve thirty kick on Saturday arc state minus two
minus one twenty five on the money line Louisiana Monroe plus 1 0 5 Oh Jesus Colby what are
you doing here. All right. Well look my bonus pic last week
was Arkansas state they came through for me. They did and someone gave you a shout on Twitter.
Why are we giving you show so much shit for the six pack when when it’s great to be betting
on these games with less money on them because that means that the numbers less sharp and
that’s a great point. If it was working out for us it is a great
point. But maybe on a slightly different level. Listening
to the podcast. Maybe we’ll also see you guys remember you guys forced me to go away from
these. Oh here we do a bunch of marquee matchups because you one of the rating.
You sold out even though Kobe is not in that age bracket he’s got a little millennial in
him. Oh what’s it. You know you guys forced me to do it. I was
just trying to be good. Oh we is daily the S&P Kyrie Irving got his
mood swings we got to do well he’s a yeah Kyrie Irving he’s gotta gotta lay off the
ski slope I too believe in a flat earth and what are we doing here flat.
Okay I saw a funny tweet about that you know his mood swings on the trust China we’re all
about him being freaked out they’re flying off the edge of the earth.
So look I I like I said I locked up as my bonus lock Arkansas State last week the week
before you know I was in Boone North Carolina to catch Louisiana Monroe at Boone just sounds
like Upstate place sounds hillbilly and there was a there was in the tailgating area.
Someone with a gigantic uh like an offroad like rally trout or gigantic tires Logi maybe
doing a unit down there was shot gaining beers and they had not only did they have the state
flag but behind it Trump twenty two it was good.
I’m going all in on Trump. Nothing like throwing your dick in the air while you’re.
Yeah. I mean honestly in the battle of questionably offensive names the Red Wolves take on the
warhawks here both. They change those names both like 20 years
ago they were different names but I’m going to ride all right. Were they worse. That’s
the better name. Arkansas State I think actually both these teams were the Indians. This is
the Arkansas state. I’m going to tell on the road with them I think they’re much better
in the record indicates and Mike Monroe is pretty bad. I think they bench Caleb Evans
their quarterback so I’m gonna write Monroe here even though Louisiana you know it’s it’s
tough trip going down from Jonesboro to Monroe. Tell me all about Kobe and you know what else
is tough. What’s that. Ninety one percent of the tickets on Arkansas state.
They’re good. They’re good actually. Big win against Texas State. Big win.
This is probably the second best largest margin of ninety one percent even.
How do you ninety how do you how do you abbreviate. Arkansas state. I was trying to do is it LSU
you are art state aka state but like give me a three three letter abbreviation R Yes
I’m looking and I’ll do a R. That’s what I mean there is no car a r s t.
All right now that kind of works still for but Kramer Well Regan you riding with Buddy.
You know me Sean. When in doubt when Kobe slings shit our way. We’re gonna make lemonade.
And the way we make lemonade is we fade Kobe take a hilariously public favorite. Give me
the Louisiana Monroe warhawks. Yeah. Yeah. I’ll tell you this. I’ve never seen a red
dwarf lose to a war. No I mean a hawk could clearly destroy a red Wolf it can fly. And
it’s got large tail. There really are red wolves. You know they
are their war hawks. I don’t. I don’t know about the world.
Yeah. What. What are there not peace hawks they’re fucking hawks. If they’re easy stuff
they’re gonna they’re gonna murder it. They’re murdering creatures Kimi Louisiana Monroe
the war hawks at home. Here’s here’s an interesting stat heart state 9 in 0 8 yesterday last 9
games against Louisiana Monroe. There’s no way you can cover 10 times in a row against
a team that is just his go bag. You know why guy in Louisiana Monroe it won’t go in complete
jerseys because Doug Peterson’s from there. Yes exactly. I think quarterbacks can play
quarterback. Well I love the way you’re breaking the host look good feed them make it seem
like he Ivy. No I’m I’m fading that insane trend and I’m also fading the insane amount
of public money and Colby. So that’s a triple fade. You mean Louisiana Monroe army squaring
off against air force. How perfect in the armed services bowl in Colorado so it’s kinda
like our troops. I love our troops. Kramer hates the troops. Not a huge fan of the triple
option love the troops Air Force minus 14 and a half minus 650 on the MONEYLINE army
plus 475 the other way. What are you doing here. I mean Air Force
is pretty good to me. Yeah you’re right. But look this this line is way too high a
rivalry game. No armies come across country but both these teams run the triple option
the clock is gonna go fast. Uh give me the fourteen and a half an army all day on this
one too many points. Is it Kobe. Yes. Aren’t they begging you to
take the points. Air Force lost to Navy I mean navy is good too armies the worst of
the three. I make my power numbers my power rankings
make this number. Seventeen and a half. Colby and you’re telling me I can cross the key
number of 17 your key numbers of 16 and 15 to get 10 of 14 and a half. Give me air force.
The altitude becomes a problem. They wear them down. They go big. They date.
They all even call this Colby. I’m feeling good about this game. I might even lock this
up. They will cover this number in the fourth quarter.
You’re wrong. Take that from them motherfuckers. I kind of like Kobe’s angle on the what’s
his angle. Well rivalry game but Army 0 and 5 8. Yes in the last five games I just think
army is really bad and I think they can get up for this game to a certain degree. They
almost beat Michigan took him to overtime also. But here’s what I would say.
High elevation team. I think that second half is where the game kind of gets away from.
Right. So I think this could be a one score game going into half and then we see Air Force
kind of pilot on and get some points late to win by 17. So yeah. Give me air force as
well. Aim high. Air Force also important to point. I do have
a killer raid on my home loan thanks to the Air Force so just another reason why I’m back
back. My dad Lieutenant Colonel in the Air Force.
Oh jeez. There we go eagles fly. The Army’s. Yeah. Come on. It’s a little bit of lower
stock. Air Force is where and that could just be my dad’s. Yeah. My dad brainwashing me
to support air force over all the other armed services but I’m not going to go against Air
Force so yeah give me Air Force and fun place to see a game as well.
Tulsa squaring off against Tulane in New Orleans Louisiana one o’clock kick West Coast of course
Tulane minus ten and a half minus four hundred Tulsa plus three ten. Colby what are we doing
here. I mean look Tulsa’s normally might. I mean
Tulane is normally my team Willie Fritz and smokin hot wife. Mm hmm. The head coach of
Tulane was was Willie Fritz guys if you didn’t know. But but the thing is is that Tulsa I’m
going to I’m going to nominate that Tulsa is the new ARG house. Now for me they’ve been
killing it for fucking two years now. I’ve been losing. You have a fun name in the
golden golden hurricane. They should’ve won last week but the kicker missed like a 20
yard field goal to win the game against Memphis. They are comically they’re pretty funny in
that they’re two and six straight up and five and three. So they lose a lot of games there
but they cover a lot of team in the nation. So giving me the golden hurricane to come
down there and Zach Smith and there you know former Baylor quarterback. He’s good. This
offense is good. They can’t kick field goals. Yeah it’s an issue but I like the Golden Hurricane
to cover 10 and a half in lane despite me going. I’m fresh off and I went to a jazz
concert tonight. Mm hmm. How sophisticated Am I right.
I don’t know you tell me. Call me extremely confused. That’s what the audience is. The
fuck this jazz I love. I love the proposal because what better way
to treat a gal than with a golden hurricane. Oh God damn it. Yeah I mean they’re going
to be. Gus Johnson watching a golden Eric.
I’m going to continue down the path of the contrary and what I think will be the contrarian
side here and I’m going to go with the Golden Hurricane. Mm hmm.
It does seem like a majority of the money is on is on a two lane road sorry is on. Yeah
it’s on to Lane Lane the ten and a half right. What do you what do you see the percent split
at the shark as it is 69. Nice. I’m seeing I’m seeing one of those two lane
getting seventy seven percent of the tickets but only 43 percent of the dollars.
So I’d shark has danger has rejected scores forty one point eight for Tulane an eighteen
point four for the Golden Hurricanes. I’m going to go I’ll go to Tulsa here if you
look at the last 10 head to head Tulsa has as this surprising advantage 7 and 3 8 yes
and 7 and 3 a straight up last 10 against Tulane they’re also beating them in rush yards
per game to a six to one ninety one completion percentage passing yards total yards and pretty
even on turnover so they actually have historically a decent decent advantage so yeah give me
Tulsa plus 10 a half as well. I’ll join you guys there. Utah the U.S. had enough to Seattle
Washington against those huskies are hated huskies. Washington is is a home dog literally.
Plus two and a half plus one forty five in the money line the Utes minus 170 going the
other way. Colby what are you doing here. Well look I mean the last time I took the
Huskies they’re up 14 in the fourth I go to the upstate game I get absolutely hammered.
Come back next day and find out they didn’t cover they lost outright actually. Very confusing
but I’m going to back him again my dogs are husky part husky at least.
And you know I don’t think Utah is legit. I still think they’re great in Salt Lake City
when they hit the road. They lose. They lost at USC no sure. They destroyed Oregon State
but washing is a little bit different in Oregon State. Give me Jake Easton Jacob Easton to
handle things with with with the Huskies. This is maybe where I stopped being contrary.
I do like to look Utah. I like this Utah team I worry about taking them in the spotlight
this for their traveling but something’s off with this like this. Washington teams just
strange this year they’ve definitely laid some eggs. They’re coming off the dream crusher
right showing you like to play this angle. And I think Utah is is making a little bit
of a run. And do you not to call out the conspiracy angle but if the Pac twelve is smart and they
want someone in the fucking playoff. Who’s it gonna be Oregon. It’s not going to
be definitely that’s what I predict that’s going to stick with that. It’s Utah right.
I mean is you go back to the state. I don’t think they’re good enough. If they run the
table and look good doing it I mean organs look good too.
I mean organs got a big game this weekend that we cover later so I’m going to start
I had Utah winning but I’m sticking with this tough spot I’m taking Utah I’m going skis
give me a given the Huskies you talked about the dream crusher angle Ryan and I got a couple
of nuggets here from Peg Q Well that’s yeah which makes us say I think they actually got
this as a four star pick for Washington plus three and a half.
Chris Peterson six and one off a close lost by seven points or less to a conference rival
while coach in Washington also eleven and four off a loss against a conference rival
while coach in Washington eleven and four after one or more consecutive straight up
losses. Basically there are a ton of trends at this
Chris Peterson. They bounce back. Washington Husky led team oh they’re not they’re not
a dog that’s just gonna bury their nose and you know go running in their mama they’re
a big dog and now you got to let the big dog hunt.
So give me the Washington Huskies catch three and a half isn’t Utah a much better team.
That’s the part that concerns notice how I still think like Utah struggles with the vertical
passing game. I mean like there’s issues that I still think are red flags for coming into
Seattle. You know New Mexico getting three and a half
points in Nevada Reno Nevada squaring off against you guessed it Nevada 730 kick minus
165 for Nevada plus 140 for New Mexico. Colby I’ve no idea what to do with this game. What
are you doing. I’ll go with the with the Wolfpack not the
Lobos. I did there yeah. No look I mean come on coming into Reno it’s still a tough place.
Purdue lost up there. You know like they said they can still make a ballgame. They’re fighting
for something here so I like the Wolfpack in Nevada to get it done. BOB DAVIS pretty
much fired at New Mexico. He’s out the door. These days these players are gonna rally for
him. They got their ass kicked by a Hawaii last
week and they rallied late but still in cover so they’re gonna hit the road here get their
ass kicked. So I’m looking at the Football Outsiders like
aggregated advanced college rankings and Nevada the one hundred and 19th team New Mexico the
one hundred and twenty first teams show so neck and neck here.
Out of 130 teams. OK. Colby has this pick two of the teams in the bottom 10. Do you
want to make money 1 20 and below. I don’t have a problem with making money.
New Mexico is all time trash all time trash so auto fade. Give me the bottom.
No. They’re both really bad teams. You had nothing. I can still make a ballgame. Yeah.
And I’m on Nevada as well. You just have to pick the team that’s at home here when it’s
to trash teams. New Mexico sucks at home. Do you think they’re gonna be good in Nevada.
No of course not. They’re looking to start a new life in New Mexico. A lot of people
want to get ahead in New Mexico including probably half the team they’re going to see
Nevada as a land of opportunity. I don’t know Reno’s a tough. You’re right. Reno is probably
a lateral move to come from New Mexico. Colby Chuckie though super nice part Tahoe
beautiful Colby that guy’s gambling wants to know can you pick real games for the six
pack. Let me answer that for you know what’s a real.
One that’s being played. What do you mean. Colby you get so you get so sensitive. I don’t
like you know this guy comes at me with this. You know what I mean. Your new mexico bias
is ridiculous. And what happened. Nevada beat Purdue from the big ten this Oh I see what
this is this little bit of a troll right here. Yeah. My neighbor we always always I’m giving
him power. I like that. You know I like this it’s important to challenge. You still thinks
the FCC is great. Come on now. All right. The.
Last of the six pack. Let’s get out of here and talk about some real games Fresno State.
Late kick. And that’s because they’re facing off against the fighting rainbows a.k.a. Hawaii
Hawaii minus one and a half MONEYLINE apparently not worth mentioning here. But a Fresno State
getting didn’t have to do this. Oh and minus 120 Colby what are you doing here.
I’m riding with the uh the rainbow warriors here. Look Fresno kids. They’ve been struggling
a bit this year they’re gonna go to Hawaii. I’m sure they’re gonna be you know having
more than shave ice or whatever the fuck that’s called.
You got you now shave. Okay. And they’re gonna be getting some drinks enjoying the scenery.
Probably smoking some stuff. Oh and some Maui while we. Give me the Rainbow Warriors to
respond. They’re off to losses they’re gonna get up for this one.
It’s a huge game in the in the mountain west west side of the conference. So give me give
me Nick relevance in Hawaii to get this done and congratulations to all of us for.
We have a midnight game being played and I believe it’s also daylight savings. Yes.
Yeah. Oh is it. I think so. Piece of trash Daylight Savings.
Yeah. I thought we voted against that. Yeah. That’s what I mean. Yeah. I really I
thought we did. How the hell is daylight saving still around.
I remember my buddy this is going back years and years. College roommate. We were at a
bar at 2 o’clock on the weekend when it switches over to daylight savings time and they they
it was two o’clock so they like the bars close. He goes No it’s actually one o’clock now because
time has gone back and they’re like No we’re still closed in two he’s like No but it’s
1:00. And then. And they they kick both of us out.
So I was just like all right I’ll just go try to wait out it’s time travel. I just I
was like okay. They kicked this out. I was ready to go anyway. And then I’m waiting outside
and I’m looking in through the glass and I’m. He really got himself into a pickle when he
said I know you’re a woman and you don’t understand how time works. And then they brought the
manager over the bouncer. I’ll just never forget I was like sitting
there waiting for a cab and he I seen him doing a visual like demonstration of a big
hand and a little hand. And he like his arm is like the big hand going
backwards to reset at one o’clock. Oh it’s a shout out to my roommate John who explained
Daylight Saving Time. COLBY You’re going Hawaii here here.
I am. I’m go with the Warriors. Okay. I mean look Fresno is not the same Fresno team they
replaced a lot of defensive players a lot of offense play Scrabble Bulldogs are no longer
there. Yeah yeah.
I’m also going to I Fresno like you said kind of disappointing one and for a T.S. in their
last five. They just don’t strike me as a team that travels historically they’ve done
well against Hawaii for and won a test their last five. But I just don’t see it this year.
And Hawaii though quietly not good at home 8 yes for 13 and 1 8. Yes. The last 18 at
home you would think being in Hawaii would kind of be more of a home field advantage.
But again I think they are just a more talented team than Fresno State. You saw them early
in the season take care of Arizona and it feels like a similar situation here.
So give me a why would the short no Kramer Fresno yellow crazy yellow yellow crazy yellow.
You hit the island. Things change. Yeah you go on island time and you beat up
the punk ass Hawaii bitches. I have no reason. I’m just this is another week where any sort
of prep work I put into this six pack is garbage. So this is a big game in the Mountain West
to the Mountain West is so bad. If three and one against all bad three winning
as you see it’s a better shot. It’s amazing how easy it is to trigger Kobe
Richie Richie make fun of a small conference at Virginia Tech would have like three wins
in the hash tag Oh hash tag all conferences matter.
That’s that’s called let’s call these trees are state all conference I take Fresno State
I think they focus up I think they get the win I think they celebrate with some shaved
ice maybe some how do you focus up focus up focus up focus so you never said focus up
on now I don’t believe you never spent a day in your life focus on a all right I have no
idea what that means you’re not you’re telling me you don’t say Focus Oh no I don’t say focus
up but you’re gonna want to you’re gonna want to be focused when you’re talking about men’s
personal grooming. That’s right. COLBY You’re you’re not locked down you’re still out there
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That’s not my style. Hey maybe it’s not my style. I know it’s five o’clock shadow like
this. You don’t don’t need to demonstrate you rub it in here.
Yeah the one that was that’s a great point because if you don’t have a separate trimmer
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Georgia. Georgia’s on my mind because they’re squaring
off against Florida in Jacksonville Florida. Twelve thirty kick big game SCC neutral site
as noted on the sheet. Georgia lands six minus two forty five.
The Gators plus one ninety five. Coming the other way a lot of intrigue a lot of interest
in this game called What are you doing here. This is a great I’ve been to this game. It’s
called the world’s used to be called The World’s Largest Cocktail party. Tell me before before
these P.C. bozos change it to whatever the hell it is now. What is it now. I don’t even
know anymore. You can’t you can’t say the word cocktail. Yeah. It’s not even called
the world’s biggest cocktail party anymore. But I’ve been to this game. Guys this is a
fuckin really fun game to go to. Yeah I get it man.
I mean it tailgating is almost as fun as a Stanford was you. Exactly.
Stanford was there’s probably a little bit better the world’s largest outdoor cocktail
party. Well they kept cocktail. No. That’s what it says. Really.
Because I said so. I saw someone an ad for it without saying cocktail. Um anyway I’m
I’m Ryan with I’m right with the Bulldogs here guys. Mm hmm. Look they had their had
their lost. They’re gonna get up for this one they had a bye week prior.
Just like Florida although the name is no longer used officially. See that’s that’s
what I saw. Why would you get rid of that. Probably because they couldn’t get a sponsor
or something and now they call it like the world’s largest barbecue brought to you by
Kingsford or something like that. Kramer what’s your what’s your handicap on this.
That’s just this Florida team. I’m not looking to take Florida in spots where they’re playing
good teams. Yeah. Period. This is a neutral site. I think this spreads very fair. You
know I probably would open this seven and a half for Georgia. I think Georgia is clearly
the better team. Florida just just as predicted by me were well on their way to a under. I’m
still predicting Florida ends up with only eight wins.
Florida is Florida. Florida is one of those teams and we saw it against LSU it does feel
like they’re primed to be exposed against better competition. I think this Georgia Bulldogs
team kind of fits that profile of I’ve just neutral site less than a touchdown. How are
you not all in on Georgia here. Great teams opportunity. Give me the Bulldogs as well.
Tell me to tip my hat too much. Stay tuned for the locked dog and tease SMU
heading into Memphis square off against Memphis for 30 kick Memphis minus five and a half
minus two twenty SMU plus one eighty. Of course side Houston lay in SMU as my bonus
lock last week that came through and was a live dog there Houston there are a couple
of moments but what do you do in here Colby are are you rightness riding you after that
scare this is a huge game for you huh. Huge game it is a huge game and this small
conference because SMU is one of the undefeated in the group of five but you know SMU once
you know we’re Mike Leeds we’re pro Mike Lee. Yeah just here. Well well well well that scumbag
Craig James that got him in trouble for something never did. He’s an SMU graduate.
Oh right. Possible stretch but keep guys cheater. OK. And I also I was on a date I went to see
some jazz tonight. Memphis. Memphis is a good jazz town. You
know I mean they do blues but they also do jazz.
I’ve been there Beale Street and everything. I’m going to take the Tigers get it done minus
the points and they know this is there. This is for for first place in the West they need
to win this game. The Liberty Bell will be lit.
Kramer SMU for I don’t know I didn’t really even think about the Craig. Craig James was
there during the fun times with Dickerson Right. Yeah. Wasn’t he around. Well it was
him and like he was a running back it was this whole thing. He was a cheater. SMU private
school policy. He was texting Mike Leach to play his son in the middle of a game. Listen
here’s what happened to him. He tried to go into politics now disarms he’s
a crazy person. Honk as bitch your son got shoved into a locker. I didn’t like it. And
you know this is like early power player empowerment bullshit where it’s like could you imagine
reading an article about Michael Jordan and dealing with mood swings like Scott the bulls
are really worried about Scottie Pippen mood mood swings. No they’re not because Michael
Jordan’s is gonna have him killed. Well you know what James actually did is he
hired a PR firm to try to go after Leach. No no that’s the private school pussy level
is so high on that. You know what I mean. Very high very high. Anyway I say all that
to say we know how this works. They are not going to let one of these just
crap conference schools making into the playoffs or come even close. Memphis spoils the perfect
season. Memphis is a better team. Period. Give me
Memphis public schools. How is this SMU last regular season game.
Now they start. They actually have a tough a tough line to get at Navy. I think coming
up too. And they also get Tulane still. Okay. I’m going to take SMU.
What’s not to like about SMU. I mean they’re coming off a a close win that they probably
should have covered. Or you know. I mean like they got scared they probably should have
won by a lot. They were possibly looking ahead to this Memphis game coming off long rest.
Love that opportunity. The Mustang angle and you saw those peanut
videos of him riding horses. Yeah I know. Check it out.
Hashtag peanut is the new sheriff if you listen to the daily fantasy pod. Check it out on
show on social social. There you go. Put out. I like the system your team and you’re going
to give them five and a half points just because you’re you’re you’re like in the conference
that Memphis is in and right now they’re in the same conference.
All right. It’s the same division and the winner. I can’t kind of play for it for the
championship most likely unless navy does anything but that’s to me is really good.
Why are you giving them five and a half. Because you’d be on the road they’re on the
road there leave it there one upset to see you to see you happened to be right up the
road in Dallas or Fort Worth whatever it’s like a ten minute drive.
Are you factoring in long rest. I feel like you’re not. Give me SMU plus five and a half.
Beale Street. These kids are gonna get beat they’re gonna be part you know Beale Street
good to B.B. King’s get fucked up. You know what I mean.
Or again minus four and a half road favorite against USC the Trojans Trojans plus one fifty
five home dog the ducks minus one eighty five the other way. Colby what are you doing here.
What organs should we lost last week. I’m still mad about the ridiculous targeting call
on a fumble that was recovered. They’re coming in to L.A. and I’m like I’ve
been fading this organ team they’ve been making me eat my words I mean they continue to fade
this Oregon team give me USC and the points sprinkle someone the MONEYLINE will USC always
has that ability to really pop their head up right.
This is that whole they have so much talent they can compete with any team but their coaches.
How well why. What. Like what’s the real reason they play
home. This is becoming a Jason Garrett situation. How many games. There’s no current athletic
director. How many games is he coached. What you mean
for USC. No. In his U.S. tenure I mean for what 45 years now.
How the How is play Elden remain coach for five years. Yeah. This is just as remarkable
as Jason Garrett being a coach for 10 years or international football or Eli Manning being
a starting quarterback for a man. Yes. There you go. Does it. I mean it leads
the it’s the create lead to Mr. Jones. I didn’t think I’d get to hit.
In this podcast but it feels relevant somewhat to allow it but for the same reason I like
Utah previously I think Oregon on that same trajectory they need to they need to start
worrying about style points. They need to make sure it happens.
Does it concern you their kicker is garbage all college kickers or growing organs is really
bad. But here’s the thing. USC is head coaches it’s really big.
More garbage and I see many variations of this game where Oregon wins big.
I mean I think there’s upset potential here for USC but Oregon when they win they’re going
to win big. So. So let me get this straight. There’s a
point there’s upset potential you also think Oregon could win.
I’m just saying you are seeing it pop their head up. This is where Ryan’s getting this
analysis Hey Greg. You either either take Oregon lane four and a half or you take USC
away. That’s a wise maneuver.
But I’m going to advise my clients again 16 and eleven in the top 25 here.
Oh. That leads us to take Oregon laying the points
as the private school policies will go down this weekend. John let’s stay in the beautiful
state of Florida or skip back to the. No no no I’m going to. I’m going to finish.
Oh you got to pick the game. Yes exactly. Oregon. I’m going Oregon. Clay Helton three
and twelve. After two consecutive games where they committed one or less turnovers. I don’t
know what that means but Clay Helton foreign twelve is an underdog while coaching USC that’s
a stronger trend. That’s a trend you can put your money on. Again I’ve been an Oregon backer
from day one. I went out on a limb. I said nobody believes in the ducks. And I I put
him in. I put him in the playoffs. Everyone said I was crazy shot. What do you do and
you’re reckless. You’re right you’ve lost your mind. Did I
lose my mind or did I find it in Oregon. We won’t know.
They’re either going to lose this one or at Arizona State if two road games left they’re
gonna lose one of those. I think they’re I think they’re gonna win out and they’re gonna
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GP fun read lot like that music shop. Well I feel to mix it up. I could have went
with the Yeah. No here’s here’s the other one. But I kind of I was kind of feeling.
It felt like a turn up burn up. So yeah you mentioned earlier getting your
balls checked. That sounds a lot like the music I’ll be listening
to with the dirt with the black lights as well as as we have some you know aspiring
doctors maybe inspect the balls. There you go on the beautiful campus of home in hypothetic
you’re going to get a sports hernia check. All right. That’s the turning cough. Close
things out with the Twitter questions at our underscore Barnes for 0 7. He wants to know
about the Miami Florida State game in Tallahassee Florida.
A Florida state minus three and a half minus 170 on the money line.
What are you doing here Colby. Two teams I feel like we’ve like to fade just trash. Hot
hot trash. I’m just gonna go with the home team on this one just because Miami is somehow.
Somehow pulled off that went even getting pit Muslim. But the better team but somehow
Pitt fumbled the classic pit fumble the way this game and uh Florida State. They beat
Syracuse but I mean come on it’s four state teams. We had trouble all year but I’m going
to ride with the Seminoles here. I think they’re. They still have more talent they have better
quarterbacks they also have a better kicker. My name is kickers pretty terrible so I’m
fading the kickers this week Oregon and Miami Give me the Seminoles to cover this I don’t
like this game. Yeah. Kramer why.
This is a trash game. Here’s the thing. Not a big fan of Florida State.
Never been a big fan of Florida State except for one time every year when they play Miami.
Mm hmm. Because f the you were sticking with the public
school versus the private school I’m taking the public schools this week.
I feel bad. I feel like Manny Diaz has been ruined a little bit. I feel like this one
season is gonna ruin him as a collegiate head coach. He did seem to be a guy that was promising
and god damn like this team is such trash. And by the way Colby while we’re talking about
the owner we’ll talk about that because only a couple of teams control their own destiny
and the good ole league. Oh wow. The S.E.C. or ac ac so yeah. Okay.
I’m uh I’m gonna make things out. Don’t take Miami. I’m gonna go Miami. Give me the canes.
The quarterback’s banged up. Yeah and he sucks. Yes most importantly sucks but he’s also banged
up five and one eight. Yes. Florida against Florida State. Kind of Big Brother milord
against Florida State Miami against Florida. Yeah I.
Have you seen the turnover training Jane this year Sean.
Yeah it’s a little out of control but I would say this this feels like a field goal game
feels like an ugly wet sloppy game that will come down to a field goal so I’m going to
take the team giving the three and a half so chalky this week search shows just so chalky
this week accurate squares off against Bowling Green and you know who wants to know about
this game at dose gab underscore to the dose gather it’s in Bowling Green Ohio Bowling
Green minus six minus two twenty five Akron plus one eighty five go in the other way.
Call me I love this tweet by the way as he was saying like look ignore the red the haters
and pick the worst game of the of the week for us please. Who’s winning this game. These
are two. You could argue these are the two worst teams
out of all colleges zips zip. So are we allowed to say the zips that politically correct.
How are they. Then I came back to the bite the killing fields of clay. You have to be
so racist even now that’s a potential thing. Clint Eastwood is heavily invested in this
game the zips 0 and 8 straight up and 0 8 8 8 yes.
Yeah. And for that reason I want to write bowling green bowling green last time there
at home. They upset Toledo was like a twenty seven point dog. I think it was uh I hate
this game put bowling greens defensive coordinators one of the worst Brian Van Order. But hey
when you’re playing Akron even even UMass beat Akron. So give me bowling green.
Is that bad. Yeah yeah. UMass is in the bottom five. There his bottom bitch.
What he Zippy is the female mascot of the University of Akron athletics athletics team
Zippy is a kangaroo and was chosen by a committee in 1953.
A lot of kangaroos wolves in the zips have to be the worst team in college.
Well the school’s nickname zips is a shortening of zippers a pair of rubber over shoes and
a brand name of the B.F. Goodrich Company of Akron. It was originally adopted by the
school in 1920 after the contest. Baa baa baa kangaroos. So they just voted to be a
kangaroo kangaroos random. That’s fucking stupid. Give me bowling.
What are you doing over there. This one is zip zip it and zip it. How. I just there is
something I like about taking a team that’s oh an age straight up and oh and eight eight.
Yes. There’s just no way that can continue to do bro. Oh great. Nobody believes in the
ABS. How are they not getting more than a touchdown. That’s because it’s a trap line.
Give me the zips plus six baby zip. No but he will he is in the zips I’m apparently
gonna pretend like I know anything about either of these teams I just think historically there’s
some precedent that you’re not gonna go oh 9 8 yes that’s that’s just good science Virginia
Tech the Hokies said in Notre Dame. Notre Dame’s catching seventeen and a half off an
embarrassing loss that I had to watch a game we asked what’s up you said Notre Dame’s catching
seventeen I’m sorry Lane 17 half he’s new to this bro minus ten on the margin Jamison
plus six eighty five Cohen our six fifty five for Virginia Tech as much as Virginia Tech
as a team I always like to fade I think this number is way too big so give me the Hokies
for seventeen and a half. Why do you think it’s super well is Notre
Dame’s not that good but Virginia Tech is also pretty bad revenge but Hokies got embarrassed
last year there’s somehow a little bit of a winning streak yeah they control their own
destiny. Notre Dame dream. Was it a dream crusher last
week shown. Can I get a ruling on that. Mm hmm.
They they really look like they’re eliminated. Yeah that was eliminated publically dream.
She threw a thrashing Virginia Tech coming off the bye but the fuck my life to fucked
my life to her strong but I’m telling you that we’ll just wait for the U.S.A. game.
They’re gonna build my hopes up so boop boop boop boop boop. And then right in the ass
tech is 2 and 5 8 yes. And unless I’m taking the points I’m taking
it’s too many points. Yeah it’s like it should be 13 and a half
but faster it’s three scores with more than a week to prepare. General with a defense
that is has come around a little bit I know they went to six overtimes against background
or whatever. It’s way too many fucking points already grabbed.
All right I already wagered this my own money. Wow. God damn it the fuck my life to her might
get in the way I do things right. I mean how is this not a letdown spot for Notre Dame.
Yeah I think they’re going to have trouble getting up for this. It’s not a road game
though beef like they’re not a third home. They just lost like they’re fucking losers.
Oh and by the way they’re private school buses. Sorry got a little excited. Yeah yeah I’m
with you now. It’s just too many points too many points. They might win by 14 or something
or just to fuck with you might be like. Did you bet it on the money line.
No. No I would never do that. Man I would never hear. Thought it was going to. I would
never do that. No he would never. Time for the like dogs. He’s present about
my bookie Daddy G permaculture SGP. Call me what are you doing here.
I am locking up the Washington Huskies plus three and a half. Very interesting. OK me.
Interesting lock. Yes. And then my uh my dog. Yeah well I just ride Washington again. Or
should I just be different what’s what’s the best value for my clients. Just like I did
last week. I see I took Tennessee really. They said no that’s none of the value I went
with Kentucky in a hit. Yeah. Want away. Just dogs that are just hitting all day.
Somebody showed me their ticket for a Tennessee Kentucky MONEYLINE. Dog parlay. Ten to one.
Boom hit on that. So let’s go with uh let’s go with the Army Black Knights. Why do you
tell us for seventy five that s value. Look I was gonna go. I was gonna go Washington
at USC but that’s that’s not enough money for my clients.
I do like how you’re embracing the clients moniker. Yep. Kobe’s finally figured it out
how to be a professional tap. Well let’s see I icon here.
Oh and then let’s for the team. Let’s just take uh let’s take let’s take army up to 20
and a half. Let’s take Washington. And when we get that army 20 and a half Washington
up to nine and a half. Mm hmm. And then let’s take Virginia Tech up to what is at twelve
and a half. They’ll be getting through that key number
of 20. Okay. And your bonus lock. COLBY I’m gonna ride with.
I even got a check again just because I put it in there Western Kentucky minus two and
a half at home against Lane Kiffin. Come on always faith Lane Kiffin. What’s interesting
is better than you realize. Interesting. The hilltop is getting it done.
Interesting. Bowling Green Kentucky. Interesting. Let me stick in the area. They
got me there. SMU goes down hard Memphis 5 and it minus
five and a half will be my lock. Mm hmm. For my dog. Oh you like that. You
like those onions for my dog. You went big. I did. You weren’t big. I can
say. I have considered throwing out a little you know Golden Hurricane. You got a sprinkle.
I do. And I do like that one. This Notre Dame team is fucking going down.
Oh yeah. There we go. About time all of the sins of the Catholic
Church through and through and for the movie Rudy 3 where he brings out his fucking wings.
I told you about that KFC. Really. The Jar Jar Binks of Rudy sequels from my 80s cat
teasing college football really is stupid. Georgia. Make it a pick them Fresno State
plus seven and a half. And let’s let’s uh. Hold on George. Hey presidents.
Hey what seven and a half seven and a half and let’s bring Memphis to plus a half.
Wow. Bonus locker and so again I can’t I can’t
go on. I can’t.
You cannot double up can I. Can I phone a friend. No. Can I phone a friend. Come on
I know. Are you sure you want to go hear this so.
All right I’m going to give you I’m going to give you two options. Colby is in Michigan
in a massive letdown spot. Do we face them with Maryland because that
that overlap as Maryland has Scotty Montgomery that overlaps with the Kramer effort my life
tour right. Yeah. Correct. Or I think that’s where we
need to go. I think we just need you’re crazy. Is that
not a smart move. Maryland is Scotty Montgomery the East Carolina
the guy who ruined a a proud program. See you’re too close to the situation.
He hasn’t covered in like six weeks see the other.
The problem is the other spot that I’m kind of fond of is Kansas State coming off a very
big win. I like that one better personally but that
would require me backing last mile. I know I’m on the Kansas side of that eye. That would
require me backing Les Miles which I swore to my clients I would not do this year. Wow.
Yeah. But you already hit us over didn’t you. Did he get the for you. That was it for. What
are we doing here. Three’s a push. I gave you the khaki wearing motherfucker
last year in Maryland give me Marilyn the ultimate control display. How much they get
in twenty one. Call your call twenty one consensus is twenty one Let’s call it twenty one. Okay
I’ll look it up and I thought it was like nineteen when I saw it this morning well I
mean my bookie would be the twenty one and a half I book that was my lines to shift coffee
yeah it’s easy to see a tide turn. By law. Give me the Georgia Bulldogs minus
six. Easy enough easy in Tulsa Golden Hurricanes
plus three 10 for my teams a lot of interesting options oh uh oh. I’ll do this. Give me give
me Washington. Up to nine and a half. I’ll take Oregon. Two plus one and a half and then
I’ll close things out with uh. Do I want to get involved in this. He’s in
a man road. Yes. There we go. I’m going to tell you what I’m going to take Air Force
down to eight and a half. And for my bonus lock. Give me liberty Lane. Twenty three points
against you you might like this play. All right. Well in college football I caught a
close second to the zips. Easy enough. All right guys. Thank you as always for tuning
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