Dragonweave (with Erin Gibson) – Gay Of Thrones S7 E1 Recap

Dragonweave (with Erin Gibson) – Gay Of Thrones S7 E1 Recap


Thank God. “Game of Thrones” is back. Did you see the premiere? – I think so. But there was no rape and
the women were in charge. [SIGHS] [“GAME OF THRONES” THEME MUSIC] [RECORD SCRATCHING] [INDUSTRIAL MUSIC] So at first, I’m like,
is this Flashback Friday? The man who
helped me slaughter the Starks at the red wedding. [CHEERS] And I was like, no, actually,
it’s Woman Crush Wednesday because Baby KStew is serving
Scooby Doo snacks and Jonestown wines to everybody. [DRAMATIC MUSIC] Zoinks! And B T Dubs, Baby KStew will
forever more be known as Baby Kill Bill, because
she’s got a list and she’s killing everybody. When people ask you
what happened here, tell them the North remembers. [DRAMATIC MUSIC] But then Little
Miss No Sunshine is creating her own
version of “Glow,” Gorgeous Ladies of Westeros. And they are like– I don’t plan on
knitting by the fire while men fight for me. [MUSIC – PAT BENATAR, “THE
WARRIOR”] (SINGING) I am the warrior. Then we catch
vintage Mia Farrow, and she’s beta testing her
Kings Landing Google map. You’ve arrived at Dragonstone. But really, all
she cares about is preserving her
little baby dynasty. And dynasty for us. And honey, I’m like, your
dynasty is in dire straits. That ship has sailed. I don’t think those ovaries
can do any more incest babies. There are no more
flowers in that attic. After that, Jared
Let-Himself-Go comes stomping into
the room serving all the guy liner in the world. And he does not know
how to market his AirBNB You don’t care about
the Iron Islands. They’re nothing but
rocks and bird shit and a lot of very
unattractive people. Back at
University of Phoenix, Tubby Lovey is serving a
plateful of Dolly Parton in 9-to-5 realness. Barely getting by, it’s
all takin’ and no givin’. ♫ Working 9 to 5 ♫ ♫ what a way to make a living ♫ [GAGS] At Winterfell, fuck watch
2017 is in full swing. [HEAVY METAL MUSIC] But this year, BDSM
is on the menu. You’re a lucky man. So then
Baby Kill Bill is sauntering through the woods. She runs into your
auntie’s favorite sexually non-threatening
number-one-hit recording artist, Ed Sheeran– If I hear that fucking
song one more time, The Shape of You,
or Piece of You, or whatever the fuck it is,
it’s on repeat at my gym. And I feel like I’m in the
seventh circle of hell. I don’t like his music. And he has too many
vowels in his name. – -he would literally have
Vanna White doing roundoff back handsprings and
half-marathons to turn over all those dang letters. Remember when she
was on “Playboy,” and it was just her
with a shirt on putting her butt out of a window? It was the ’80s. Then Dog the Bounty
Hunter gives every Silver Lake, East London Brooklyn
queen a sage piece of advice. You think you’re fooling
anyone with that top knot? At the end, Christina
Aguilera and her whole squad arrive, and they’re ready
to flip this castle. Dramatic doors, spacious
kitchen, beautiful views. But wait until you
see the war room. I’ll take it. Ah!
It’s a deal. It’s great. I do have to disclose that someone fucked on this table. [MUSIC PLAYING] I mean, I could feel it. If I didn’t know any better,
you would be serving me re-incarnated Marjorie Ferosh. I’m back from the dead. Where are– – -my dragons? [MUSIC PLAYING] [METAL CREAKING]

100 comments

  1. "Back at the University of Phoenix, Tubby-Lovey serving up a plate of Dolly Parton realness, barely getting by, it's all taking and no giving." SO DEAD! I love these videos!

  2. The main reason I watch Game of Thrones is because Gay of Thrones isn't as funny if you don't.

  3. I was so waiting for the comment "So then Sansa Fierce reads and shades Joanne for filth while seconds later serving Alan Cummings a cold shoulder that would make the white walkers proud"

  4. Anyone else was hoping for a Oh No She Didn't when Jared-Let-himself-go made the "2 hands" comment to vintage Mia Farrow and Brother D ??? No? Just me? πŸ˜‰ ugh I'd Missed Gay of Thrones so damn much!

  5. Sometimes I feel like the only reason I watch Game of Thrones it's to watch Gay of thrones 🀣❀️ I missed this show πŸ˜ŠπŸ’‹πŸ˜Œ

  6. If I had all the money in the Iron Bank of Bravos I would fly to LA just to meet Jonathan and have my haircut and talk about Game of Thrones and everything else.

  7. His face at 0:07 is EVERYTHING. I am so hoping against hope that they will manage not to have any graphic rape for another season.

  8. Jonathan: Thank god game of thrones is back! Did you see the premier?
    Erin: I think so. But there was no rape and the women are in charge

    lol!!

  9. "There are no more flowers in that attic" I died πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…πŸ˜…

    9-5 reference was awesome

  10. Erin Gibson I literally feel like you got inside my brain and took exactly how I feel, see, and hear that damn song of Ed's.
    I now believe I finally found my no longer loss and missing twin. πŸ’‘

  11. I just found GayofThrones and have been binge watching. I’m in so much pain from laughing non-stop but I just can’t stop clicking to watch the next recap! With Jonathan there are now 8 Dieties in Westeros, and guess which one is givin’ us the STYLE??? πŸ˜‰ (And totally agree on the shape of you song)

  12. Vintage Mia Farrow definalty doesn't have anymore flowers up in her bouquet so she is FOR SURE pulling a Milli Vanilli on her hot one handed lover who is also her brother by convincing him that she is really pregnant BUT SHES JUST FAKING IT FOR HIS SUPPORT!

  13. Jared lethimselfgo πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚ this is the only guy who can make me laugh out loud SO HARD

  14. have to be honest, don't watch game of thrones an d dont have the slightest idea of whats going on, I just watch this and love it

  15. *record scraaaatch* Wait a sec!! "Warrior," is NOT by Pat Benatar!! It's by Scandal, ft. Patty (Patti) Smyth. Give credit where credit is due, sister! Regardless, I still absolutely LOVE this video 🀣🀣🀣🀣

  16. 2:56, you show Vanna's ass but not Melisandre's? Either way, the actress playing her looks amazing. I didn't realize how old she was until I looked her up a few years ago.

  17. Your aunties favourite sexually non threatening number one hit recording artist Ed Sheehan!!!! I’m deadπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  18. Shape of you or piece of you….Dramatic doors, spacious kitchen…🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣 I'm dying laughing

  19. Rape is, honestly, one of the less horrific things to happen on this show. And to complain about gender parity in Westeros is incredibly petty. Everyone gets screwed, tortured and murdered equally.

  20. i rarely like or comment. i never subscribe. i rarely swear. HOLY SHIT I FUCKING LOVE GAY OF THRONES. i am an epic got nerd. i've watched every youtube vid, read all the books, watched the show multiple times. this has made me so damn happy. i also really enjoyed the new queer eye. cried during the engagement episode. anyway, thank you for this dose of wonderful.

  21. The closed captioning says β€œI am the Warrior” at 1:01 is Pat Benatar. It’s Patty Smyth. Gurl, I still love you, but you better repent.

  22. I love me some JVN. Lol. Wait why am i the only one bothered by the fact that they have Pat Benetar credited with singing "the warrior" ?! LolπŸ˜‚

  23. This is the best one of all videos! I don’t know the guest but she’s one of the few ones equally funny as JVN!

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