Honest University Commercial

Honest University Commercial


Do you really want your life looking like this? Cleaning up after others, flipping burgers for a living, unclogging toilets, living in this black and white world? Well, luckily, there’s a way you can change all that. With EveRy University, you’ll
learn the necessary skills and knowledge to be the best, most educated, over qualified mess-cleaning, burger flipping, toilet unclogging scholar with a degree! And…you’ll be in color. At EveRy University, we want you– We want you! We want you! We want you… to pay us. You will not, not regret it. If only I could go back. Hands down, best decision my
parents ever forced me to make. Everyone knows that the reason
you go to college is for money. College means a degree. A degree means a job. And a job means money. And with EveRy, we can
guarantee that we might get you to the degree part…if you put in the work. Cause, really, you’re doing all the work. Not us. I’ve never been so stressed out in my life! I never though I’d ever wish to
be back in high school again! Yeah, maybe books are about $1,000 a year. Dorm and meal plans, add another eight. Tuition? 45! But the experiences, quality
education and friendships you’re gonna make along the way…priceless. I finally got my degree in Communications! And I only owe, like, $100,000! With financial aid scholarships and two
part time jobs I had while attending EveRy, I could pay back my loans in 20 years instead of 30! Might as well call me “Johnny”…
cause I’m definitely in debt! Chances are, you will need
a loan to be able to afford EveRy. But don’t worry! You don’t have to pay it back
until right after you graduate. And that’s a lot of time. Cause if you thought you were
gonna graduate in a couple years, you’re completely forgetting about the pre-reqs. At EveRy, not only can you choose to learn things that have nothing to do
with your major, but you have to learn things that have
nothing to do with your major. You wanna be a dentist? EveRy University offers Dentristy
101, right after you complete English 1 and 2, Calculus 205,
two years of foreign language, the history of Rock and Roll and Women Studies! Because, as a dentist, you never
know when you’re gonna get a foreign Rock and Roll
star asking you to calculate an equation while you’re cleaning his teeth! Or her teeth. EveRy University may be a little pricey, stressful, time consuming. So let’s get real. You’re not gonna
be real successful without us. Where else are you gonna
learn the necessary skills and knowledge for a job other than a professor? Or books! Or hands on internship. Or the job itself! Or Google! Or even YouTube, for a how-to video on it! Exactly. No where. So what are you waiting for? Pay your application fee so you can apply today. Before you know it, you can be just like me. Like me! Like me! Like me! Like me! Like me! Paying tuition at EveRy… if we accept you, that is. So choose EveRy University
because, really, in our society, (together) What other choice do you have?! (together) Whooooo! EveRy University…because
“EveRy” one else is doing it. Tee hee! Thank you guy so much for watching! If you want to see the previous
video, click the one of the left. If you want to see more honest commercials, click the one on the right! If you want to sea a half-
animated horse with a super slow-mo face of Shawn, while
he’s dancing around in a club, dancing to a bunch of Techno
music, click the one on the bottom! Yeah, I kinda made that up. Alright, click one of them. I don’t
know which one’s the best one! You’d probably do…it’s probably
the previous video. Okay, bye.

100 comments

  1. Damn uni is really different in America. In Scotland it’s paid for by the government, and unis here are very good ensuring you get a career related to your degree. Uni in America looks like it sucks…………..

  2. I remember enjoying this video as a 12 years old. But i understand this video better now since i will be going to uni next year. I am so scared for uni.

  3. The worst part is not that all of this is true and not exaggerated. The worst part is we know its true but we let ourselves be fooled by it. At the end of the day, the worst part is you.

  4. Come study in europe at least your education means somethings here and it's a lot cheaper (even for international students)

  5. Just a tip for anybody who is planning on going to college or in college: APPLY FOR FAFSA! If you qualify, FAFSA will help being your costs down significantly. Make up a reason you cant live on campus. My uni costs are at 0 aside from books (which you can rent for cheap) because of my grades and FAFSA, and avoiding the unnecessary expenses. I'm not saying everyone will be this lucky but most people who apply for FAFSA and get accepted end up with a very tiny expense. I didn't apply for any scholarships, just FAFSA. I believe in you all!! Don't go to uni unless you have an idea of what you want to do because if you find out you didn't need to but now you're 80k in debt, that sucks.

  6. I remember this at 13 thinking β€œlol”. Now I’m about to start first year and just nodding my head in defeat

  7. Based Ryan, in 2014 already blasting the university system for what it is. It's only around 2018 and 2019 that more people are starting to realize university is not a necessity.

  8. Why Ryan's 90% friends are Asian Americans and why most Asian Americans in my city aren't friendly 😒😒😒

  9. β€œIf you think you’re gonna graduate in a couple of years, you’re completely forgetting about the pre-reqs β€œ me right now I’m so over it 😩

  10. It’s funny because the modern education system is extremely outdated and terribly flawedπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜’πŸ˜’πŸ˜’

  11. oh, those numbers… i'm so thankful i'm canadian. my entire degree is probably going to cost just as much as this theoretical one year.

  12. Lmaooo this video used to be so funny to watch in high school. Now as a junior in college, can confirm, this is very accurate!

  13. Jonny DebtπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

  14. I'm from India and I totally relate to this 😐πŸ”₯πŸ”₯πŸ‘ŒπŸ‘
    We also spend most of our graduation years confused about choices, Career and passion.. and yes the universities are no different here than what you guys saidπŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚.. .

  15. In Chile, studying on university its cost A LOT of money, for example, studying medicine, its just… it cost like 80k Dolars per year and it's a 10 years plan so we are basically in the same spot

  16. I never understood why you complain so much about college debt… oh right! It's because you never considered studying anywhere else but the US, am I wrong?

  17. My first ever nigahiga video. Watched it like 2 months back (ya I'm toooo late). Eversince no coming back. Binge watching Nigahiga.Ryan RHpC love u guys! Thankyou YouTube recommendations! TeeHee.

  18. I've known this video for at least 6 years and I was today years old when I realized the university name meant EVERY university omg

  19. Before school I worked as a vendor putting in 70 hours a week, making barley enough to cover my rent. I graduated with honors with a bachelors degree in accounting, and now here I am two years after graduation still working as a vendor, working the same hours, and still making barley enough to cover my rent. However, my degree does look nice hanging off a wall in my hallway.

  20. University fees are awful in the UK too. Luckily there is a Β£9.250 ($11,502) tuition fee cap, but add room rent and food and books and interest rates, you're looking at Β£65,000/$80,000 of debt as soon as you graduate. At least it's guaranteed to be written off after 30 years though, lol.

  21. Basically my parents gave me 2 choices: Go go college or go to the military

    College: stress and life-long debt
    Military: dangerous physical labor

    i think ill go to college thanks

  22. pursuing knowledge should cost blood, sweat, tears, passion, heart and hardwork, not debt, depression, sadness, tests, exams, maybe fail or pass, bullying. our world is really messed up and good at the same time, Islam is the true religion and islamic knowledge is the knowledge which is gonna most benefit you, Allah is the greatest, he created the universe out of nothing in which galaxies bloomed, planets constructed, nature rose, systems rose, humans dwelled and etc.

  23. Having graduated over a year ago and still not able to find a job using my Degree, this video hits harder than ever …………………….

  24. "Might as well call me Johnny, cuz I'm definitely in debt" has me dying everytime 🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣🀣

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