Key & Peele – Mattress Shopping – Uncensored

Key & Peele – Mattress Shopping – Uncensored


– WELCOME TO
PAPARD MATTRESS LIQUIDATORS. HOW CAN I HELP YOU TODAY? – I NEED TO BUY A NEW BED. – OKAY.
YEAH, GOOD, GOOD. YOU CAME TO THE RIGHT PLACE.
I’LL BE MORE THAN HAPPY TO HELP YOU WITH THAT.
UH… WHAT SIZE YOU NEED?
A FULL, QUEEN, KING? – QUEEN.
– QUEEN, OH. WE GOT A BIG SEL–
– AND JUST SO YOU KNOW, IT NEEDS TO BE STURDY. – ALL RIGHT. – SHIT GETS KIND OF CRAZY
IN MY ROOM. – OH, OKAY.
[laughs] I GOT YOU, BROTHER.
[laughs] I GOT YOU. WELL, THIS POSTUREPEDIC MATTRESS
WE GOT RIGHT HERE, THIS IS EXTREMELY COMFORTABLE AND, UH…DURABLE. – DO YOU MIND IF I TRY IT? – NO, NOT AT ALL.
GO AHEAD. I SHOULD ALSO MENTION, THERE’S
100% MONEY-BACK GUARANTEE ON– – YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”? I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! YEAH!
YEAH! NO, IT’S TOO HARD. DO YOU HAVE ANYTHING SOFTER? – UM… OF COURSE. THIS–THIS IS ONE OF OUR, UM,
NATURAL LATEX MATTRESSES. IT’S ON SALE, TOO,
TODAY, AT $1,200. – CAN I TRY IT? – SURE. – WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”? I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! [grunting] WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! [grunts] IT SEEMS A LITTLE PRICEY. – OKAY.
NO, IT’S A LITTLE PRICEY. I AIN’T GONNA LIE TO YOU. BUT, UH, NO PROBLEM.
WE GOT OTHER CHOICES. UM… THIS A GREAT MEMORY
FOAM MATTRESS, RIGHT HERE. IT’S A LITTLE CHEAPER, AND– – CAN I TRY IT OUT? – RIGHT.
RIGHT, YEAH. I MEAN, OF COURSE,
OF COURSE YOU WANT TO TRY. – YOU KNOW HOW IT GOES. – YEAH.
OH, YEAH. – COMING UP ON THEM LATE NIGHTS. AYE! AYE!
BOOM, BOOM, BOOM, BOOM! “YES!
SI, PAPI! SI, PAPI! SI, PAPI!” – YEAH, MAN, RIGHT.
[laughs] YEAH, MAN.
UM… SEX HAPPENS. – YIP! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! YEAH, YEAH, YEAH, YEAH! WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”? I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! OH!
OH, HERE IT COMES! HERE IT COMES!
HERE IT COMES! HOO-AH! YUP, THAT’S THE ONE. I’LL TAKE IT.
– OKAY, LET ME RING YOU UP. – [grunting]
– AYE! AYE! AYE! – WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! [grunting]
– AYE, PAPI! – WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”! [glass breaks]
– SI, PAPI! – [grunting]
– AYE! AYE! AYE! AYE! – WHO GOT THAT GOOD “D”?
I GOT THAT GOOD “D”!

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  2. I was brushing my teeth while watching this one. Bad idea. I almost spit it all over at the end. Love the twist!!

  3. Plot twist x 1000… this was alright part of me is like lol cuz the Keegan reactions and a part me is saying meh cuz its fucked up lol

  4. i find sketches from key and peel always highly disturbing somehow. yet I keep watching them from time to time 😀 anybody else has the same problem?

  5. 😂.. Oh Jesus, first I thought it was Peele who was having a good time, but it's really Key the salesman 😂.. Oh lawwd

  6. I don't understand. So is he a kid that is scared AF of his parents having sex everynight or is he a neighbour?

  7. I love it when they wear fake hair…sometimes it seems for no reason, just to wear them …like the "job interview" they had on '70's style wigs…for no reason..and it made it sooo funny !

  8. what a twist. not that i believed he was the one actually handling business.. not with that sock and sandal combination lol

  9. The censored version I think had "good deed" instead of "Good D" now with it saying the correct thing, I understand the humor. I just thought it was silly before.

  10. Imagine you doing some dumb shit like this at one of your mattress stores near you XD…….just to get the reaction looks on people faces " PRICELESS "

  11. I had to watch the end 3 times!! 😅🤣😂!! Lolol. Why was the WHOLE entire wall and bed shaking?? Ahahahaha!

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