Olive Garden – SNL

Olive Garden – SNL


>>>OKAY, MY LOVELY FEATURED
BACKGROUND. WE ARE ABOUT READY TO GO FOR A
TAKE. ALL YOU GUYS HAVE SEEN OLIVE
GARDEN ADS. YOU KNOW THE DEAL.
FUN, CASUAL. WE REALLY WANT TO GIVE VIEWERS
THE VIBE THAT YOU’RE EXCITED TO BE HERE.
>>I LOVE OLIVE GARDEN SO I WON’T EVEN HAVE TO ACT AT ALL.
>>THAT’S WHAT I LIKE TO HEAR. SO I’LL CALL OUT DIRECTION FROM
THE MONITOR AND LET’S SEE IF WE CAN CAPTURE SOME MAGIC.
HERE WE GO. AND — ACTION.
♪♪♪>>OKAY.
THAT LOOKS GREAT. WE’RE CHATTING.
WE’RE CHATTING. SWEATER GUY, CHECK OUT THE
RESTAURANT. THIS PLACE IS NICE!
EVEN MORE IMPRESSED. AM I IN A PALACE?
YES. OKAY.
NOW BLOND HAIR, FIND SOMETHING YOU WANT ON THE MENU, NOD AND
SMILE. ALL RIGHT.
BIGGER NOD. THIS ALL LOOKS YUMMY.
REALLY GO FOR IT, BLOND HAIR. BIG OLD SMILE.
YEAH. AMAZING.
LOVE THAT. NOW BLUE SHIRT, SOMEONE JUST
SAID SOMETHING FUNNY. BIG LAUGH.
EVEN FUNNIER. YOU’RE ABOUT TO PEE YOURSELF.
I’M PEEING! I’M PEEING!
FANTASTIC. OKAY.
YELLOW TOP, YOU’RE LOOKING AT THE MENU AND YOU REALLY WANT
THAT CHICKEN CIAO BELLA. YOU WANT IT REALLY BAD.
YOU’RE LOOKING AT THAT PASTA GOING, OH, LORDY, I MUST BE IN
HEAVEN. OKAY.
LET’S CALL THAT A CUT. WOW.
FANTASTIC WORK, GUYS. I THINK WE GOT IT.
>>ARE YOU SURE THOSE REACTIONS WEREN’T TOO BIG?
>>YEAH. I FELT LIKE I LOOKED A LITTLE
STUPID MAYBE.>>AND I DIDN’T LIKE THAT VOICE
YOU DID.>>I’M NOT SURE WHAT YOU’RE
TALKING ABOUT. AS FAR AS REACTIONS GO, YOU GUYS
HAVE SEEN OLIVE GARDEN ADS. PEOPLE ACT LIKE THEY HAVE NEVER
SEEN A RESTAURANT OR EATEN FOOD BEFORE.
THE YOYOS AT HOME THINK OLIVE GARDEN IS A MAGICAL PLACE.
IT’S ADVERTISING 101. TRUST ME.
YOU’RE KILLING IT. OKAY?
WE JUST NEED TO GET SOME ALTS FOR DIFFERENT MARKETS THIS AD
WILL AIR IN. ALL RIGHT?
HERE WE GO. AND ACTION.
♪♪♪ LET’S START BY LAUGHING.
WE’RE LAUGHING. WE’RE HAVING FUN.
GOOD. NOW FOR THE SMALL TOWNS, BLUE
SHIRT, GIVE BLOND HAIR A LITTLE KISS ON THE CHEEK.
GREAT. FOR THE URBAN MARKET CAN I GET
SWEATER GUY GIVING YELLOW TOP A SMOOCH?
FOR ONE NEIGHBORHOOD IN ATLANTA, LET ME SEE YELLOW TOP PLANT ONE
ON BLOND HAIR. LIPS, PLEASE.
OH, CHILD! WHAT HAS GOTTEN INTO ME?
GREAT, GREAT. OKAY.
NOW I JUST WANT TO GET SOME OPTIONS.
STUFF THEY MIGHT WANT. LET’S GET SOME PASTA, PLEASE.
PASTA, PASTA, PASTA. SO, SWEATER GUY, YOU ORDERED
THAT SHRIMP TERRIGIORNO AND IT SMELLS AMAZING.
GREAT. YES, YES.
GOT THAT. JUST GO AHEAD AND PUT YOUR FACE
RIGHT IN THE PASTA BOWL.>>REALLY?
I MEAN, WOULD OLIVE GARDEN EVEN USE THAT IN THE AD?
>>JUST LOOKING FOR OPTIONS. PLOP THAT FACE IN THERE.
GREAT. YES.
YES. SWEATER GUY, THIS IS REALLY
GOOD. BLUE SHIRT AND BLOND HAIR,
IMAGINE THERE IS A WAITRESS THERE AND YOU’RE LISTENING TO
HER. LOOK UP AND NOD.
SHE’S A LITTLE TALLER THAN THAT. BRING THE EYE LINE UP A BIT.
EVEN TALLER. OH, MY GOD, THIS WOMAN’S AN
AMAZON. PERFECT.
JUST SO WE HAVE IT, GIVE ME ONE WHERE THE WAITRESS IS TWO FEET
TALL. THERE SHE IS.
PERFECT. SHE’S LEAVING AND YOU’RE BOTH
TRYING NOT TO LAUGH.>>I WOULDN’T LAUGH AT A LITTLE
PERSON.>>BUT OLIVE GARDEN CUSTOMERS
WOULD. NAILED IT.
THERE IT IS.>>CAN I TAKE MY FACE OUT OF THE
PASTA NOW?>>NOT JUST YET, SWEATER GUY.
I WANT TO MAKE SURE WE HAVE IT. NOW, YELLOW TOP —
>>I’M NOT PUTTING MY HEAD IN NO PASTA.
>>OF COURSE NOT. JUST ENJOY THE TASTE OF THE
PASTA. YES.
YES. THAT’S GREAT.
THAT’S GREAT. YOU’RE CHEWING, TASTING, AND YOU
JUST HAD A BIG OLD ORGASM. AMAZING.
THAT’S IT. YEAH.
LOVE THOSE EYES. LOVE THAT.
LOOK AT THOSE. GREAT.
YES. THAT’S GREAT.
NOW BLONDE HAIR, CAN I SEE THAT FROM YOU?
YES. YES, YES.
GREAT WITH THE LIP. YES.
THAT’S GREAT. THAT’S EXACTLY WHAT I’M LOOKING
FOR. OKAY.
BLUE SHIRT, YOU’RE UP. AMAZING.
THE VEAL PRIMARINI IS PUSHING ALL YOUR BUTTONS.
THERE IT IS. SWEATER GUY, TAKE YOUR FACE OUT
OF THE PASTA AND LET’S SEE THAT FROM YOU AS WELL.
YEAH. YOU’RE REALLY LOVIN’ IT.
THAT’S PERFECT. PUT YOUR FACE BACK IN THE BOWL
OF PASTA.>>I REALLY WOULD RATHER NOT —
>>AND GO. OKAY.
NOW YELLOW TOP, LOOK AT SWEATER GUY LIKE, LORDY, GIVE ME THE
STRENGTH. AND CUT.
YES. PERFECT.
GUYS, REALLY WONDERFUL. I THINK I’VE GOT EVERYTHING I
NEED. AND NO PROMISES BUT I HEAR THEY
MAY USE SOME OF YOU GUYS IN THEIR PRINT CAMPAIGN, TOO.
♪♪♪ [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 comments

  1. I was 100% expecting someone else to walk in, demand to know who this so-called director was and what he was doing on the set of the commercial

  2. Man…I am dying here!!!! This was hilarious and brilliant. I laughed till it hurt๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜ญ

  3. Second comment…

    This sketch reminds me a lot of the Tom Brokaw sketch played by Dana Carvey a few decades ago… "Gerald Ford dead today at the senseless age of 83"

  4. Wow everything from the 2010 era of SNL sucks. None of these people are remotely funny, and the skits are just commercialized comedy garbage.

  5. The taller waitress reminded me of an actual Olive garden experience where the waitress was literally like 7 feet tall

  6. Here I was thinking, "I wonder how many people who patronize Olive Garden are Trump enablers." Then they made the joke about Olive Garden people laughing at little people and it all fell into place. They would eat at a terrible restaurant that is just going to make them more obese. They would laugh at strangers. They would wear a red hat around telling everyone that yes, indeed, they do support the criminal sitting in the White House.

  7. Yellow Topโ€™s reaction to the ebonic phrases is the same I have when I hear antivaxers arguments.

  8. I have gotten sick the 3 times I ever went there, never again. Horrible restaurant and since it's a joke place anyway….

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