Sexual Harassment Charlie – SNL

Sexual Harassment Charlie – SNL


>>>ALL RIGHT, FOLKS.
CAN I GET YOU TO GATHER OVER HERE, PLEASE.
SORRY TO INTERRUPT YOUR LUNCH, EVERYONE.
I JUST WANT YOU ALL TO BE CLEAR THAT HERE AT BETA CORP. WE HAVE
A ZERO TOLERANCE FOR WORKPLACE SEXUAL HARASSMENT AND ALL
OFFENDERS WILL BE TERMINATED. [ APPLAUSE ]
THAT BEING SAID, UNFORTUNATELY, WE HAD TO FIRE OUR CFO,
DOUG GIFFORD.>>HEY, FINALLY.
>>YEAH, GOOD RIDDANCE.>>BASTARD.
>>AND ALSO OUR FRONT DESK GUY, CHARLIE.
>>OH.>>NOT CHARLIE.
>>AND IF IT’S OKAY, WE HAVE ASKED THEM TO COME OUT
AND FORMALLY APOLOGIZE TO ALL OF YOU BEFORE THEY LEAVE.
COME ON OUT HERE, GUYS.>>THANK YOU, GLEN.
I JUST WANT TO SAY TO ALL OF YOU THAT I AM DEEPLY AND TRULY SORRY
FOR ANYTHING INAPPROPRIATE THAT I MAY HAVE DONE WHILE WORKING
HERE.>>YEAH, MY BAD.
>>TO JANET IN PARTICULAR. I KNOW THAT I PLAYFULLY REFERRED
TO YOU AS MY LITTLE HONEY BEE AND IT MADE YOU FEEL
UNCOMFORTABLE AND I KNOW NOW THAT IT WAS WRONG AND I’M SORRY.
>>IT WAS GROSS, AND YOU ARE GROSS.
>>JANET, I KNOW SOMETIMES YOU WOULD WALK BY ME AND I WOULD SAY
SOMETHING LIKE, MMMM, MMMM THEN I’D SHAKE MY HEAD, DO A
LITTLE DANCE AND ASK YOU NOT TO HURT NOBODY WITH THAT THING.
IT WAS WRONGFUL I’M SORRY.>>CHARLIE, YOU ARE SO CRAZY.
>>OH, THAT IS CLASSIC CHARLIE.>>OKAY.
AMANDA, THERE WAS ONE TIME AT A MEETING RECENTLY WHERE I
COMMENTED ON YOUR DRESS AND YOUR FIGURE.
AND EVEN THOUGH I MEANT IT AS A COMPLIMENT, APPARENTLY IT WAS
STILL INAPPROPRIATE, SO FOR THAT I’M SORRY.
? OH, APPARENTLY?
OKAY, WELL, APPARENTLY YOU STILL DON’T GET
IT. AND THAT’S WHY THEY FIRED YOUR
CREEP ASS.>>YEAH!
[ APPLAUSE ]>>MANDY, MANDY, SWEETER THAN
CANDY. I REMEMBER I SAID SOMETHING
ABOUT THAT DRESS, TOO. I THINK IT WAS ALONG THE LINES
OF MMMM, MMMM, MMMM, MMMM. WOMAN, YOU THICKER THAN A BOWL
OF BISCUIT BATTER. WHY DON’T YOU MAKE OLD CHARLIE A PAIR WITH
EXTRA JELLY. THEN I DID MY LITTLE DANCE, TOLD YOU NOT TO
HURT NOBODY WITH THAT THING. IT WAS INAPPROPRIATE.
THAT’S MY BAD.>>OH CHARLIE, YOU ARE TOO MUCH.
>>YOU KNOW I AIN’T GOT NO SENSE.
>>GLEN, YOU CAN’T FIRE CHARLIE. IT’S JUST CHARLIE.
>>IT WAS A CORPORATE DECISION, DENISE.
MY HANDS ARE TIED.>>DENISE.
>>WHAT, CREEP?>>I KNOW THAT YOU DIDN’T LIKE
ME SUGGESTING TO YOU THAT YOU WOULD GET AHEAD FURTHER IN THIS
BUSINESS IF YOU SMILED A LITTLE MORE.
IT WAS JUST ADVICE.>>WELL, IT SUCKED.
AND YOU SUCK.>>YEAH, THAT IS LEGIT AWFUL,
DOUG.>>I KNOW.
THAT’S WHY I’M SAYING SORRY NOW.>>DENISE —
AT ONE TIME I THINK I MAY HAVE SUGGEST IF I WAS 11 YEARS
YOUNGER I WOULD PUT YOU IN A LARGE SACK, THROW YOU IN THE
TRUNK OF MY ELDORADO AND DRIVE YOU TO MY SISTER BETTY’S HOUSE
WITH THE MEDICAL BED, AND THEN I’D CRACK OPEN ALL THE WINDOWS
AND SHOW YOU A GOOD OL’ TIME FOR 28 MINUTES.
>>I GUESS THAT’S MY LOSS, CHARLIE.
>>HOW ARE YOU OKAY WITH THAT?>>SHUT UP, MAN, THAT’S JUST
CHARLIE.>>YEAH, HE’S JUST A SWEET OLD
MAN.>>GLEN, YOU JUST CAN’T FIRE
CHARLIE. IT’S THE HOLIDAYS.
>>BELIEVE ME. I DON’T WANT TO.
I WISH I WAS JUST FIRING DOUG, TOO.
>>WHAT?>>OH, DON’T WORRY ABOUT ME
SWEET SEXY JENNY. MAYBE I CAN GET A JOB AT
SANTATOWN, THEN I COULD SNEAK DOWN YOUR CHIMNEY, TIE UP YOUR
OLD MAN, CRACK OPEN ALL THE WINDOWS AND GIVE YOU A 28 MINUTE
PRESENT. MMMM MMMM, DON’T YOU HURT NOBODY
WITH THAT THING.>>THANK YOU CHARLIE.
>>THANK YOU? HE SAID HE WANTS TO BREAK INTO
YOUR HOME, TIE UP YOUR HUSBAND AND CRACK OPEN THE WINDOWS FOR
SOME REASON.>>THAT’S TO GET THE FUNK OUT.
>>OKAY. AND THEN HAVE SEX WITH YOU.
>>OKAY, DON’T MAKE IT GROSS, DOUG.
>>YEAH, WHY DO YOU HAVE TO MAKE EVERYTHING SEXUAL?
>>HE’S A SWEET OLD MAN, WHAT’S YOUR DEAL?
>>LOOK, IT JUST — IT FEELS LIKE YOU GUYS ARE GOING EASIER
ON HIM CAUSE CHARMING OLD BLACK MAN AND HE HAS DONE WAY WORSE
STUFF.>>BUT IT’S CHARLIE.
>>WHAT DOES THAT MEAN?>>LOOK, MAYBE DOUG IS RIGHT.
TOMMY, YOU REMEMBER THAT TIME I MET YOUR FINE ASS WIFE AT THE
OFFICE CHRISTMAS PARTY?>>OF COURSE I DO, CHARLIE.
I REMEMBER THAT.>>YEAH, I HELD UP HER HAND AND
TWIRLED HER AROUND AND YELLED OUT, AIN’T NO WAY LITTLE BITTY
TOMMY HITTING THIS THING, RIGHT.
>>YEAH.>>AND LATER ON I SAW YOUR JUNK
IN THE URINAL AND IT WAS A GOOD SIZE.
SO, I WENT BACK OUT TO THE PARTY AND I YELLED OUT, I STAND
CORRECTED, HOME BOY TOMMY IS PACKING SOME HEAT.”
. AND THEN EVERYBODY LAUGHED.
>>YEAH.>>YOU THINK THAT’S WHY I’M
GETTING FIRED?>>NO.
NO, IT’S NOT, CHARLIE. IT ACTUALLY HAS NOTHING TO DO
WITH SEXUAL HARASSMENT. CORPORATE SAYS THEY HAVE YOU ON
CAMERA STEALING $380 IN PETTY CASH.
PLUS THEY FOUND HALF A POUND OF COCAINE AND A BAG OF TINY
BALLOONS IN YOUR LOCKER.>>OH, OKAY.
>>AND YOU SAVED A TON OF PORNOGRAPHY ON TO THE LOBBY
DESKTOP IN FOLDERS MARKED CHARLIE’S STUFF.
>>OH, YOU FOUND THAT.>>YEAH.
>>YEAH.>>YOU SIGNED OUT THE COMPANY’S
VAN, REPORTED IT STOLEN AND IT WAS FOUND THREE DAYS LATER
PARKED OUTSIDE OF A BROTHEL WITH YOUR KEYS STILL IN
THE IGNITION AND YOUR BROTHER STILL ASLEEP IN THE FRONT SEAT.
>>WHAT, CLARENCE WAS STILL IN THERE?
>>YEAH. AND YOUR NAME’S NOT CHARLIE.
IT’S RONALD WASHINGTON. AND YOU ARE WANTED IN
PENNSYLVANIA FOR KIDNAPPING.>>OH, SO, IT’S STILL KIDNAPPING
IF I BRING THEM BACK? OKAY, THAT’S MY BAD.
THAT’S MY BAD. [ CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ]

100 comments

  1. Art mirrors reality. Everyone bashing the white man. Yet, that's not racist. Is it? White genocide in South Africa is probably hysterical to the liberal psychopaths too.

  2. This video isn’t funny at all! That poor old man didn’t do anything wrong. Shame on the writers for criminalizing him like that.

  3. I honestly don't understand how these niggas are still around my wife makes better jokes than these mf and she's corny ass hell

  4. Charlie is less threatening, so it's seen as cute coming from him. I have to agree with other people commenting, that we let older men get away with a lot more.

  5. The character played by James Franco if this were real didn't do jack shit wrong or at least bad enough to cause termination whereas Kenan Thompsons character would and should definitely be fired

  6. Wow, I'm kind of surprised SNL exploited this liberal hypocrisy which completely happens. Blacks can totally
    get away with sexual innuendos and actions against women and get way with 100 times more than a
    white man can get away with. Also, non self loathing white men just get shit on all the time by cunts
    on the left. Good for SNL for exposing this travesty in a comedy sketch.

  7. That's literally how it is. At most work places. Manual labor to professional work places. The unintelligent guy can say what he wants. Us regular guy's can't even look at a woman wrong. What race we are dosen't matter man. Lol. Trust me I've seen it in action. They're all smiles when these dudes say "Charlie" type shit. Some even give compliments back. No! I'm not mad, just confused.🤦‍♂️🤷‍♂️

    😂🤣😅

  8. It was merely because Charlie was just a front desk guy and Doug was CFO. They weren't threatened by Charlie's lack of power.

  9. "Why can i do the things you can't? Why can i say whatever I want and if you try to do the same you get slapped, if not worse?"

    "I'm cute"

  10. NOT funny. Double-standards & demoninizing a white-guy, who's comments were NOT overtly sexual. How tha phuukk iz this crap 'humor'??

  11. So…apart from not being able to be racists…blacks can't be creeps either…hã? Lovely..just lovely…

  12. What the hell is up with Keenan's wig? It looks like the makeup artist forgot to blend the cap with his skin

  13. “so it’s still kidnapping if I bring them back? All right, that’s my bad” this line killed me 😂

  14. That’s how I never got in trouble. "Charming and Harmless" was the consensus. The "Harmless" was a bit of a sting, but better than being fired. Love the subversive counter-message of this skit.

  15. The sad thing is, this is about how bad that the white establishment has become because of idiotic social justice nonsense.

  16. One important thing I took from this video is that it's still kidnapping if you bring them back. Learn from this video like I have, people.

  17. so if you are getting fired anyway, then why are you apologizing to the group in such a humiliating way?

  18. I think many times people like Charlie get away with it because they appear non-threatening and sometimes too old to be actually able to act inappropriately whereas a young or middle-aged guy acting like that gives the fear of what will happen if they do act on their words. Hence, the discrepancy in reactions.
    P. S. Yes, i agree that being non-threatening doesn't mean those people can't be dangerous given the right circumstances and such behavior remains unacceptable.

  19. “I’m sorry for suggesting you’d get more ahead if you’d smile more” “Ugh that is legit AWFUL Doug” 😂😂😂😂😂so funny

  20. 100% legit . If the girl doesnt like you, your offensive. If she likes you, you could be in middle of murdering her and she'll be like, "Its Charlie."

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