Space Force: The 6th Branch of The Military | TMZ TV

Space Force: The 6th Branch of The Military | TMZ TV


ANNOUNCER: AUGUST 9, 2018, A DATE THE WORLD WILL NEVER FORGET BECAUSE IT’S THE DAY WE LOOK TO THE COSMOS AND SAID — AMERICA’S COMING YOU SPACE SONS OF BITCHES. NOW HERE’S A GUY EATING SANDWICHES TO TELL US MORE. VICE PRESIDENT PENCE ANNOUNCED, OFFICIAL TODAY — THE TIME HAS COME TO ESTABLISH THE UNITED STATES SPACE FORCE. THE SPACE FORCE IS THE SIXTH BRANCH OF THE MILITARY BY 2020. ANNOUNCER: YES, WE FIXED ALL OF AMERICA’S PROBLEMS, NOW IT’S SPACE’S TURN. WHAT DO THEY DO WHEN LIKE THEY HE FIRST GET UP THERE DAY ONE? ANNOUNCER: WELL, IT’S COMPLICATED BUT A SKILLED SCIENCETICIAN CAN EXPLAIN EXACTLY WHAT SPACE FORCE WILL ENTAIL. LASERS. LASERS. ANNOUNCER: GOOD SCIENCETICIANS ARE HARD TO FIND. BUT HERE’S A QUESTION — HARVEY: WHAT’S THE SPACE FORCE SONG? THE MARINES HAVE A SONG AND THE NAVY HAS THE VILLAGE PEOPLE. ANNOUNCER: “IN THE NAVY” ISN’T THERE OFFICIAL SONG BUT THE SPACE FORCE SONG GOES A LITTLE SOMETHING LIKE THIS — 7 FROM THE SANDS OF PLANET TAT-A-WING TO THE SNOWS OF PLANET HOP WE WILL FIGHT THOSE SNEAKY ALIENS, BLOW THEIR STUPID FACES OFF 77 OR SINCE VICE PRESIDENT PENCE’S INVOLVED, THEY CAN GO WITH THE TIMELESS CLASSIC — [PLAYING “STAR WARS” MUSIC] OH, WOW, THAT WOULD BE A GREAT SONG FOR THEM. NOW PENCE CAN OFFICIALLY BE DARTH VADER! ANNOUNCER: THEY’RE EXACTLY THE SAME GUY EXCEPT DARTH VADER NEVER BELIEVED IN CONVERSION THERAPY. SPACE FORCE GOOD-BYE, EVERYBODY.

35 comments

  1. VP Pence said that Space Force would guarantee American dominance in space. And this is how they’ll do it…

    During Phase 2, the Space Force will start the “Alan Parson’s Project” by pointing a giant “laser” at the Earth, effectively turning the moon into a “death star”. 😁 Would you like to know more? 🤔

  2. Clown the space force all you want but just imagine the technology it could bring us, because without NASA we wouldn't have vaccum cleaners

  3. VP Pence
    Space force….?
    NASA's budget has been cut drastically we are 20 trillion in debt are we really supposed to believe we will have a military up there any time soon this is the complete opposite of Kennedys we go to the moon announcement when you actually felt pride as an American with Pence you feel embarrassed to be an American for saying such crazy shit

  4. 8 billion dollars just to create a Space Force so that Russian and/or China doesn't blow up any American satellites.

  5. Well since we have a space for us I hope Darth Vader or a Jedi comes to earth with a light saber and slices Trump and pence head off !

  6. i wonder if u have to be smart for this branch. Since u need to diploma to go die for a country maybe you'll need a degree for space

  7. lol america is spending money in space than spending on it own people ……….they gona protect america from alien that dont exist what a joke

  8. What's next our government spending spree money in a force that we the people of the United States doesn't need and just want to show off our power.

  9. Is it wrong to mock and laugh at the United States of America ? I know its only 50 percent of the people who are stupid like the Trump/Pence combo group. The other 50 percent need to cast out and save the country. Make America Great Again ……….. Impeach Trump.

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