The Best Burger Ever

The Best Burger Ever

– Cheap drinks is not
a reason to skip work. – Well, what is a reason
to skip work, Mike? – Cheap drugs. – Guys. Guys, guys, guys,
guys, guys, guys, guys. – What, Zac, calm down. What is it? – They opened a Milo’s like
a block away from here. – What’s a Milo’s? – Mi- Milo’s is like the
best burger restaurant in all of Alabama, and
they opened one here. – Oh, cool.
– Yeah, it is cool. We gotta go now. – Zac, I’ve got a lot of work to do. (Zac grunts) Whoa. – I said now. Mm, isn’t that the best burger? – It’s fine. – It’s not fine. It’s amazing. – I mean, it’s a good burger. I think you like it so much because you have memories attached to it. – No, this is the best burger. – No, the best burger is
at Portillo’s in Chicago. Oh my god. We should go. – No, we’re not going to Chicago. – Now. – No, no, no. ♫ Chicago, Chicago, that toddlin’ town – Mm, fuck that’s good. – Sure.
– It’s fine. – It’s no Milo’s.
– What? What’s wrong with you? – It’s fine. I’m just saying you’re.
– It’s delicious. – You’re attached to it
because you grew up with it. You’re tasting nostalgia right now. – God, you’re dumb. – Yeah, you’re biased towards
burgers you grew up with because you haven’t had the
actual best burger in the world, Shake Shack in New York City. – No, we can’t go to New York City. No, Grant. – We’re gonna go to New
York City right now. – No, no, no.
– We’re going to New York City ♫ New York – Oh, isn’t it just?
– No, it’s fine. Everything is fine. They’re all fine. – I think we ate too many burgers today. – Yeah, I feel kind of sick. – But none of them have been
as good as these six burgers from the six places I grew up in. Let’s go. – I’m sorry. Who are you? – I’m Ally. I work at CollegeHumor now. – Since when? – Since now. ♫ Ooh, Nashville, Tennessee. ♫ Madison yeah, that’s my town. ♫ Let me tell you about
Waco, it’s spelled W-A-C-O ♫ Portland ♫ Oregon – Enough. Ugh, god, I can’t eat
another fucking burger. – Yeah, at least we got some real burgers before we head back to
California, you know. – What do you, Zac, what
are you talking about? California has In-N-Out. – Yeah, I don’t like In-N-Out. – Never say that. Never say that. I admit the fries are just okay, but the burgers are phenomenal. – It’s too onion-y. – Then, get it without onions. Hi, it’s Mike Trapp from CollegeHumor. Click here to subscribe, click here for more fun things, and send help to keep me from sinking. Please, please help, please help.


  1. Milo's is the best. Everything else might be decent in comparison.
    Furthermore you asshole with a sword you just murdered an Alabama man and you will pay.

  2. Ayyyyeee Grant knows the true good burgers

    Only problem with this is that I moved and I’m 3,000 miles away from a shake shack and I’m craving it now 😭😂

  3. Trapp: “‘Cheap drinks’ is not a reason to skip work.”
    Grant: “Well what IS a reason to skip work, Mike?”
    Katie: “Cheap drugs”

  4. Tbh I went to an In-N-Out only once or twice and the burgers were not bad. The fries were kinda trashy. I personally think Shake Shack is better and BurgerIm is THE BEST. Unless I go to a high-end actual restaurant, Shake Shack and BurgerIm are definitely to top picks for me.

  5. Pal's is in every small town surrounding Knoxville, but as it turns out, we don't actually have one in the city proper.

    Also seeing your tiny, nothing home town in a popular video feels like a hallucination.

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  7. these people are fucking liars, because McDonalds has the best burgers, because they have been clinically proven to be addictive, anything addictive is good, like drugs

  8. Best burgers are European, served as main dish. Talking about Belgium, the Netherlands, France, Germany and surrounding areas. You get the point. Also yeah I'm European lol.

  9. I’m from Chicago and I agree that portillos has the best burgers…watches the next 2 seconds of the video *STOP RIGHT THERE CRIMINAL SCUM*.

  10. Best burger I've had so far is from a place called Hanks in Tulsa Oklahoma. Didnt grow up there, dont have fond memories of the state and I pretty much just went in to take a piss… but it is with out a doubt, the best burger I've eaten.

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