Trump Is Visiting the Troops! (Attending the Army/Navy Game)

Trump Is Visiting the Troops! (Attending the Army/Navy Game)


LET’S GET INTO IT. NOW THE WHITE HOUSE HAS
CONFIRMED THAT THIS SATURDAY PRESIDENT TRUMP WILL TRAVEL TO
PHILADELPHIA TO ATTEND THE ARMY VERSUS NAVY COLLEGE FOOTBALL
GAME. NOW YOU ALREADY KNOW TRUMP 100%
CONSIDERS THIS VISITING THE TROOPS. (LAUGHTER)
THAT’S T ISN’T IT. I SHOULD SAY BY THE WAY VICE
PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE WON’T BE ATTENDING. IT MAKES HIM UNCOMFORTABLE TO
WATCH MEN IN TIGHT PABTS GRABBING EACH OTHER. HE WOULDN’T DO IT MOVING ON, WE
WANTED TO TELL BUT THIS, IN COLORADO A NINE YEAR OLD BOY HAS
CONVINCED HIS TOWN TO OVERTURN AN OLD LAW THAT BANS SNOWBALL
FIGHTS SNOWBALL FIGHTS WERE BANNED IN THAT TOWN. THINK OF THE TENSION THAT HAS
BEEN BUILT UP IN THAT TOWN OVER THE YEARS. (LAUGHTER)
IT’S GOING TO BE A NORTH POLE VERSION OF THE PURGE. HOW WEIRD IS COLORADO THOUGH? MARIJUANA WAS LEGALIZED BEFORE
SNOWBALL FIGHTS. (LAUGHTER)
PEOPLE WERE LIKE, DON’T YOU DARE, THAT’S ILLEGAL. YOU TAKE A TOKE ON THIS JOINT
AND YOU RESPECT THE LAW. (LAUGHTER)
AND A NINE YEAR OLD BOY CONVINCED HIS TOWN TO LIFT THE
BAN ON SPHOA BALL FIGHTS. I’M NOT ENTIRELY SURE THIS IS AN
APPROPRIATE MESSAGE FOR KIDS. LIKE DO WE REALLY WANT CHILDREN
GROWING UP THINKING THAT GOVERNMENT WORKS? (LAUGHTER)
(CHEERS AND APPLAUSE) AND FINALLY, A TOWN IN GERMANY
IS DIVIDED OVER THE ISSUE OF ONE WOMAN’S LIVESTOCK. APPARENTLY THIS LADY PUTS COW
BELLS ON HER COWS AND SHE IS GETTING COMPLAINS THAT THE BELLS
ARE TOO LOUD I MEAN IT SOUNDS LIKE THOSE NEIGHBORS HAVE BEEF. THANK YOU. I WROTE THAT. THE TOWN IS SO DIVIDED THE COWS
HAVE DECIDED TO DEFEND THEMSELVES, OKAY. TODAY THE COWS BROUGHT IN THEIR
OWN REINFORCEMENTS. HERE HE IS HERE.

60 comments

  1. ั‚ะพะปัั‚ัะบ ะฝะฐ ะณะฐะฒะฝะพ ะธะทะฒั‘ะปัั

  2. ๐Ÿ•ต๏ธโ€โ™‚๏ธ they gave you bullshit rappers like Drakes for a reason!
    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fq-ILr5zoIs

  3. Love you โค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธโค๏ธ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿพ

  4. Who are you visiting daily besides, KFC, the donut shop, McDonalds, Burger King and Taco Bell? Stop putting down the US president and move back to UK. Your Rothchild Hollywood Bread and Circus show is distracting everyone from finding out the truth. It will eventually come out though and your show will get no attention!

  5. Snowball fights in Canada would NEVER be banned! Are you kidding me?? Eh! LMAO! We have more winter months than any other…We have to entertain ourselves somehow! ๐Ÿ˜‰ <3 What a ridiculous law…Sheesh! Some old grumpy men…:(

  6. The town is not "divided". One couple is making trouble for the local farmers. Some newcomers built their villa next to the cow corrals in a county that traditionally uses cow bells – and now complain about being next to a cow corral with cow bells, sueing the owner. The owner of the animals already moved them further away from the house but that of course is still not enough. There are some good arguments not to use those bells on animals, but city folks (who want a house in the country, but without all that bothersome country-stuff, please) whining about their sensitive ears is not one of them.

  7. The military love Trump…. Finally, a president that doesnโ€™t go around the world running the country they fight for into the ground!!!!!!

  8. EMBARRASSING TO HAVE A FIVE TIME DRAFT DODGING FAT FUCK TO ATTEND THE ARMY/NAVY GAME. THEY SHOULD ALL TURN THEIR BACKS WHEN THE SAUD'S FAT ASS SHOWS UP.

  9. If it wasn't for the "canned laughter and applause," I wouldn't have thought that this was supposed to be comedy.

    Toilet paper on someone's shoe is funnier than this poor excuse for humor.

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